Father- Tumhari mummy ne mera dil tod di

Father- Tumhari mummy ne mera dil tod diya islye mai sharab pi rahaa hu
Son(K.G.)- MUMMY ne mera scale v tod diya
mere liye v ek GLASS lagao papa

When do you knw ur in love? .. .. ..

When
do you knw ur in love?
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When you start searching for the
cheapest mobile plan ;)

A star droped on Earth

A star droped on earth.He askd me wht do u want?
A Million Dollar OR A True Frnd?

I said million dollar

Be practical yaar
Mil kar udayenge!

Tu Jaha Rahe Meri DUA Ki Chaon Ho

Tu jaha rahe meri DUA ki chaon ho
Chahe wo koi shaher ya koi gao ho
Teri aankh me nami
na ho,
Kisi cheez ki tujhko kami na ho
Tujhe lage wo nazar
na ho
Kisi dukh ko teri khabar na ho
Teri raah me khuda ka Sath rahe
Razi tujhse rab Ki raza
rahe
Khushi tere paon ki
dhul ho
Dua ye meri qubul ho

Just 2 Bring Back Smiles On Our Faces

Just To Bring Back Smiles On Our Faces
'Aur Na Bananay Do Mujhe Century'- Sachin Tendulkar :P
'Meri Chai Thandi Ho Rhi Thi Warna Batata'- Razzaq
'Acha Power Play Baki Tha?? Oh Nooo'- Shahid Afridi :P
'Mujhay 60 Overs Ka Bataya Gaya Tha'- Misbah Ul Haq :P
'Shuker Hai Pehle He Retirement Le Li Thi'- Shoaib Akhtar :P
"Bdtmizo Mujhay Fazool Me Marwa Dia"
Yeah Kon Hain ?? ;->

Gillani Hy Yaar :D
GUDBYE WORLD CUP =P

Teacher: urdu mein translate karo

Teacher: urdu mein translate karo,
“Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful”

Student:

“jani !!! Bacchi to dakh …
Qayamat hy qayamat….

1Ladka Ladki Ka Picha Kar Raha Tha GIRL

1Ladka Ladki Ka Picha Kar Raha Tha
GIRL-Tumhe Pata H Piche Meri Ma Aa Rhi Hai
BOY-HumTo Khandani Aashik Hai
Teri Ma K Piche Mera Baap B Aa Raha Hai