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1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.

Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”

‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…

Light Hai?

ThE mOsT fUnNiEsT QuEsTiOn AsKeD bY pAkIsTaNiSsSs….

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. yAr LiTe Ha…???

funny sms........Pagal to Doctor

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”

1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.

Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?

Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir

“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”

mohabbat kiya hai?

""'"Muhabbat""""
kiya hai
Muhobat" wo ehsas hai jo ek Dil se dusre Dil ko hota hai
Muhobat karta to har insan hai Lekin usko nibhata har koi nahi
Khush naseeb hain wo loog jinko koi sucha Humsafar milta hai
Muhobat ko jo nibhate hain Unko mera Salaam hai
Aur jo bich raste mai chorr jate hain Unko
"Hamara"
ye peigham hai
Wada-e-Wafa karo to phir khud ko fanna karo
Warna kisi ki zindagi Tabbha na karo

sohbat

~*~Kyon Kehtay Hain Log K Sohbat Ka Asar Parta Hai~*~
~*~Mein To Bewafaon Ki Mehfil Mein Reh Kr Bhi Wafaen Nibhata raha.

Break up sms...........mehroom

¤Kuch ajab rang se Guzri Hai zindagi apni,
DILON pe raaj kiya or muhabton se mehroom rehy..¤
¤Hum wafa kar k b Ban Gey mujrim
Wo Dagha De k b masoom rehy…

sagar

"Uski wafa na"
"mili magar usay""wafadar kehta" "hon" *" S A G A R "*
"wo bewafa" "sahi mere" "jeene ka""sahara to hai"

Love Hurts

Love hurts when you break up with some one.Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you But love hurts the most when the person, you love has no idea how you feel.

ishq nagar

Ik ishq nagar ki vaadi thi

Jahan pyar ki nadiya behti thi

Kuch dilwale b rehte thay

Jo pyar ki baten krte thay

Jab bahar ka mosam ata tha

Aur phoul pyar k khilte thay

Mast nasheeli shamon mein

Pyar se 2 dil milte thay

Ik roz wo basti ujar gai

Aur pyar ki hasti bikhar gai

Phir har ik dil ko sog laga

Aur jeevan bhar ka rog laga

Dewane phirte rehte hein

Aur har ik se wo kehte hein

iqrar kisi se na karna

Pyar kisi se na karna.

wafa nahi milti

Tabeeb milte mgr dawa nhi mili,
Dawa milti ha to shafa nhi milti,
Ma sari dunya ghoom chuka hun,Husan wale to milte han mgr wafa nhi milti.

yaad aayegi ...............

“Meri pagal Mohabbat tumen yad aeygi”

“Jab chand sitarey chamk rahy hon gay”

“Jab yadon k phool mehk rahy hon gay”

“Jab deed ko nain Tars rahy hon ga meri pagel muhabt yad aye gi

love break up

Log Mohabbat Kar leta hain
Nibhana Bhool Zata hain
Laga kar Aag sena main
Bhujana bhool Zata Hain

mujh ko itna batla do

Chalo Tum Chor Do Mujh Ko
Main Wapis Loot Jata Hoon
Tumhain Manzil Mubarak Ho
Nai Rahein Mubarak Hoon
Magar Phir Ae Mere Humdum
…Mujhe Itna To Btla Do
K Wapis Kiss Taraf Joun
Kahan Se Sath Lai Thay
Mujhe Itna To Smjha Do
Agar Aisa Nahi Mumkin
To Mujh Ko Is Trha Toro
K Mai Yaksar Bikhar Joun
Bhatakne Se To Behter Hai
Tumhary Pass Mar Joun…!!

ASCII birthday

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Birthday Shayari

Dosti Imtehan Nahi Pyar Mangti Hai,

Nazar Sirf Aapka Deedar Mangti Hai,

Zindgi Apne Liye To Kuch Bhi Nahi Lekin,

Aap K Liye Duaen Hazar Mangti he.

Happy brithday my sweet…,

Birthday sms ..................Geo Hazaro Saal

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Enni saRi DuaWan naaL
HapPy BiRtH DaY,
KhuSh raHo teY HaSde WaSde rAo
NaLay Ge0 HaZaro SaAl (Aamin)
God bleSs u.

happy birthday in special way

Yöür Birthdäy will älwäy$ bè rémémbèréd iñ å $pèçiäl wåy…………bècäùsé yòu’vé brøùght $ø müch hæppiñèss iñtò thé livés öf thøsè whò åré clösè tò yöü. HÄPPY BIRTHDÄY TÖ YÖÜ…..

funny birthday

A fantastic question with a meaningful answer What is Birthday?

The day u cried and made others happy!!!

((HAPPY BIRTHDAY))

beyond birthdays

Fly free & happy beyond birthdays and across forever, We’ll meet now and then when we wish, in the midst of the one celebration that never can end…

Birthday Moment

Just chill & enjoy make evry single moment of ur life a precious memory…

// H@PPY BIRTH@Y //

directly into heart

D smallst gestures dat go right 2 D HRT …

A smile 4Rm a strangr whn u r lost in a crowd ..
An old 4Rnd callin 4Rm a distant land just 2 say’i miss u’ ..
D touch of mother’s hand on ur 4head when u r unable 2 sleep..
A hand on ur shouldr when it feels like the world’s against u ..
An unexpectd but badly needed hug 4rm D 1 u love D most ..
I pray ‘u get all these when u need them a loTTTTT’…

ALLAH Blessings

Allah’s Luv has no limit…..
Allah’s Grace has no measure……
Allah’s Power has no boundaries..
May U have Allah’s endles blessings today & always.

on the pages of roses

Oñ thé pagés
of rosés,,,,,
with thé iñk øf moöñ lìght,,,,,
A pÉñ of prayers häve writtéñ,,,,,
oÑly three words for you,,,,,
"GOD BLESS U"

well wisher

“A Wellwisher is not 1 who meets U everyday & talk to U everyday
Wellwisher is 1 who may or may not meet U but always prays for Ur happiness”

Bipasha Basu

May God increase ur happiness like petrol prices, and decrease your tensions like clothes of Bipasha Basu

stay happy

As rain covers the sun
Truth covers the lies
Angels cover the evil
Flowers cover the garden,
I wish & pray that happiness covers all d worries of ur life.
And May every corner ov ur heart be filled wid happiness n $atisfcti0n…Aameen
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stay happy:-):-)

SALAM Wishes

A siMple “SALAM” can be so sweet

S= Sada khush raho
A= abaad raho
L= La-zawal urooj dekho
A= Arzuain poori hon
M= Mujhe dua Mein yaad rakhna.

zara si dil main de jaga

Zara si
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Zara sa apna le
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zara sa khuwabo mai saja
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zara sa yaado mai basa
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mai chaho tujhko meri jaan be panah
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butterfly for you

.:ΞΞΞ:. , , .:ΞΞΞ:.
":ΞΞΞΞ:.¤.:ΞΞΞΞ:"
:ΞΞΞΞ¥ΞΞΞΞ:
":ΞΞ:-'!'-ΞΞ:"
dekh lain,
aap ke pas TITLI ayi hai,
kyun k isko "pHool" bohat pasand HaY.

helicopter for shopping

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Helicopter hai
Meny liya hai
shoping k lye Kahin jana ho to chabi lay jana. Sharmana nhi

kabhi na karna

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Love You

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“-.-” 00 “-.-”

miss you ASCII

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hello

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:i HELLO i:
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It's Me!
Wishing U!
A Great Lovely
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M O R N I N G.

Subah ka Salam

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With lotS of prayers,and best wishes!

Happy April Fool

WARNING!!!

This is a VIRUS…

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

Happy April Fool

magic sms ............T9 Magic

Pls go to create a message
Then open T9 ON DICTIONARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
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Zardari Resign........

Yaar T.V dekho
Zardari Ne resign krdiya

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Ek Aur Bana Dya

Happy April Fool In Advance ;)

angry sms.......Latka dunga!

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*;',%.'; * Ye Ek
)( Darakht
__)(__ Hai
Khoobsurat Hai Na,
Agar Mujhe Bhoolne Ki Koshish Ki To,
Isi Pr ulta Latka Dun Ga.

Forgive you?

Forgive u again?
For all those times you made me cry?
For all those things you said about me?
For all those crap you started?
For stabing me in the back?
No t Won’t 4give You,

Not This Time

kuch bola to karo

“Be_Rehmi” Se He Sahi Magar Kuch Bola To Karo “SHAM”

Chup Rehte Ho To Nafrat Ka Gumaan Hota Hai.

kuch bola to karo

“Be_Rehmi” Se He Sahi Magar Kuch Bola To Karo “SHAM”

Chup Rehte Ho To Nafrat Ka Gumaan Hota Hai.

pyar aur parazgi

Chota Sa Mgr Bht Important Msg:…..

”Pyaar Dil Main Hona Chaheay Lafzon Main Nahi,,,

Or Narazgi Lafzon Main Honi Chaheay Dil Main Nahi”.