Funny SMS in Hindi

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1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum .
Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
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Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi
Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi
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Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai
kuch dost pal-pal yad aate hai
hum apse yahi puchna chahte hai
k dosto ki is kataar me hum kaha aate hai
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KHUSHI se dil ko aabad karna
GAM ko dil se aazad karna
Bas itni gujaarish hai aapse ki
ho sake to din mein ek baar yaad jaroor karna
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Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai,
waqt ko marham banana seekh lo.
Harna toh hai hi maut ke hatho ek din,
Filhaal zindagi ko jeena seekh lo
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Har yado me usi ki yad rehti hai.
Meri ankho ko usi ki talash rhti hai.
kuch tum b dua kro yaro.
Suna hai dosto ki dua me farishto ki fariyad hoti hai…
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Khusiyo ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
Patjhar mein bhi bhar leke ayenge,
Jab bhi pukarenge aap pyaar se,
Zindgi se saansen udhar leke ayenge…
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Thoda socha hai humne …
thoda jaana hai humne…
Mushkil se magar pehchana hai humne…
Koi aap jaisa na tha na hoga…
isliye dost aapko mana hai humne
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Lamhe ye Suhane saath ho na ho,
Kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
Aapki dosti hamesha is DIL me rahegi,
Chahe kabhi mulakat ho na ho.
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Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum.
thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum.
ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,
magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.
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ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI
YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI
MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE
MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI
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bikhri ankhon se moti hum piro na sake teri yaad me sari raat so na sake
beh na jaye ansuon me tasvir ye soch kar
hum ro na sake
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Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!
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Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge..
Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge…
Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad…
Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge
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Bhulana tumhe na asaan hoga jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga aap to baste ho ruh me hamari, bus aap hame na bhulana ye aapka ehsaan hoga.
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aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya,
apni yadon ka gulaam kar gaya ,
apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas,
aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaye……..
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Khuda ke Ghar se Kuch Gadhe farar hogaye
kuch to pakde gaye
kuch hamare yaar hogaye…

Romantic SMS in Hindi

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Tute hue phul khushbu de jate hain,bite hue pal yade de jate hain,har kisi ka andaaz hai apna apna,koi dosti me pyaar to koi pyar me dosti de jate hai.Hi friends here gives romantic sms in hindi 140 character only.




(1) Yaad, Wo nahi jo tanhai me aati hai,
Yaad, wo bhi nahi jo ruswai me aati hai,
'Yaad' to wo hai jo lakho ki bheed me,
'Tanha' kar jaati hai !


(2) Wadiyon Se Sooraj Nikal Aya He,
Fizaon Me Naya Rang Chaaya He,
Aap Q Udas Bethay Ho,
Ab To Muskura Do,
SMS Ke King Ka,
Salam-E-Subah Aaya He !


(3) Andaz Nigaho Ka Juba Par Ayega,
UsDin Tumhe Chahera Humara Yaad Ayega,
Pachtaoge to Tum UsDin
Jis Din Ye Tang Karne Wala Kahi Dur Chala Jayega !


(4) Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe,
Dil se main naraaz tha,
Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun,
Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha !


(5) Woh inkar karte hain ikrar ke liye,
Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye,
Ulti chaal chalte hain yeh ishqwale,
Ankhein band karte hain didar ke liye !


(6) Daar usse kehte hain,
Jo dil pe cha jaye
Aashiq usse kehte hai,
Jiska naam apne aap zuban pe aa jaye !


(7) Aag suraj main hoti hai,
Jalna dharti ko padta hai,
ye mohabbat aankhen karti hain,
aur tadapna dil ko padta hai !


(8) Kuch rishte anjaane me ho jate  hain,
Pehle dil fir zindgi se jud jate hain,
Kehte hain us daur ko dosti jisme,
Dil se dil na jaane kab mil jate hain !

Love SMS in Hindi

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Really Heart Touching Lines by someone - Pyar karne ke liye to yeh puri zindagi bhi choti pad jati hai,

pata nahi log nafrat ke liye kaise time nikal lete hai. Hey friends here gives some Latest love sms in hindi. Enjoy  karoo!!…

1,.Khata ho gayi hai to saja suna do,

Dil me itna dard kyo hai wajah bata do,

Der ho gayi hai yaad karne me jarur Lekin,

Tumko bhula denge ye khayal dil se mita do !

2. Pyar ko log - Mohobbat kehte hain,

Kuch log isse bandagi kehte hain,

Magar jiss pe hum marte hain usse hum zindagi kehte hain

3. Zindagi Mai Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,

Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge,

Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna,

Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge !

4. Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsaas rakhna,

nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna,

ye nahi kehte ke sath raho, dur sahi par yaad rakhna !

5. Kiss is not like

nokia just connecting people,

not like nike just do it,

not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,

but kiss is like lays no one can eat just one !

Good Morning SMS Jokes Messages

Here we have a great collection of Good Morning SMS Jokes Messages to send your loved ones, friends and family members.. enjoy ur Good Morning SMS Jokes Messages and Wishes.


Night has ended for another day,
morning has come in a special way.
May U smile lik the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

A night hug warms the heart,
a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!

It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a gud morning sms right back to you, Good Morning my Friend,
HAVE A WoNdErFuL GoOd MoRnInG.

See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.

**Wishing u..... Gud Morning ,gud Afternoon ,gud Evening & gud Night.
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack - I saved the money....

**Happy moments Dont forget me;
Difficult moments,Trust me;
Quiet moments-Call me;
Painful moments Tell me;
Every moment-Bless me;
....Good Morning.....

**Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only one today and I wud not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd... Good Morng...........

**Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep You safe and happy all day long! Tak Care!

**The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a gud mor, hoping that U have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Good morning!

**The Word 'Hello' means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U
L=Love 2 C U soon
O=Obviously, I mis U!

**Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So hav a silent smile always..
Hav a nice day!

**What is Trust?Trust is a feeling tht a one year old child has, when u throw him up in the air & catch him again..he still laughs n enjoys it..
Gud Mor!

**Troubles r like washing machine; They twist, turn & knock us around, but in the end we come out brighter than b4...Gud Mor!

**Life never seems to be the way we want it, but we live it the best way we can.There is no perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect Moments...Nice day!

**Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that U may keep. May all of ur dreams and wishes come true. Coz I couldn't find a better friend like you!Gud Morning!


**Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying gud mor, it has a silent message saying - I Remember U when i wake up! Hav a blessed day!

**Gud morning.........Kindly observe SILENCE for 2 minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood.

**No one can go back & make a new beginning, but any1 can start frm now and mak a happy ending! Hope u'll have a day that starts right and ends Happy! Good Morning.

**True friends are like morning,U can"t have them whole day..,But can be sure they'll be there when u wake up Today,Tomorrow & forever...Hav a nice day!

**I was on a ship thinking of U... wen I looked down, I dropped a tear into the ocean.. Then I promised myself that until someone not finds it, I won't forget U... Good Morning

**If I get ur smile, I don't need flowers,
If I get ur voice, I don't need music,
If ur with me, I don't need the world. luv you, Gud Mor!

**See outside the Window, Sun rising for U,
Flowers smiling for U, Birds Singing for U,
Bcoz, last night I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.

**Hi..right now I'm coming near to u..in the form of Sunlight. in the form of sweet breeze.in the form of gud wishes to greet u a great gud mrng!

**Knock!Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no cakes but wishes to keep U fresh, prayer to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!

**Those who joyfully leave everything in God"s hand will eventually see God"s hand in everything. Worries end where faith begins. Gud Day!

**Worst thing in life? Some1 has tears in eyes because of U. And the best thing? Someone has tears in eyes for U. Gud Day!

**Cheerful people are like Sunlight. They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes. Gud Morning to one such person.

**Days r empty wen I do'nt hear somthing frm u. Just a simple hello n my worries r thru. Y I feel dis? I think I hav a clue. I am glad I hav a fren like u.Hav a Nic day!

ASCII art shapes of Facebook emoticons symbols

Here is a great collection of facebook chat emotions symbols that can be used as part of facebook, there is also special facebook symbols and cool symbols that can be useful to express complex symbol without typing it.

To use, you must copy (Ctrl+C) and paste (Ctrl+V)  these symbols in your status messages, comments, wall post, etc.

Some facebook symbols may not appear (showing up as squares, or ?) if the user doesn't have all the fonts required installed.

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Complete list of special and rare facebook symbols:

Special faces facebook symbols: NEW!!

facebook symbols face 01: ㋡
facebook symbols face 02: ㋛
facebook symbols face 03:ツ
facebook symbols face 04:【ツ】

Heart symbols on facebook: 

❤ ❥ ♡ ♥ ღ ɞ 

Facebook Flowers Symbol:

❀ ✿ ❁ ✾ ✽ ❃ ❋

Facebook Butterfly Symbols:

Butterfly symbol 01: Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ

Butterfly symbol 02: ƸӜƷ 

Butterfly style 03: εїз 

Facebook Music Symbols:
♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ ♭ ♮ ♯

Stars facebook symbols

★ ✩ ✮ ✯ ✰ ☆ ⋆ ╰☆╮✡ ۞
  
Snowflake facebook symbols: 

❇ ❈ ❅ ❄ ❆

Religion & belief facebook symbols

☯ ✡☨ ✞ ✝☥ ☦ ☧ ☩ ☪ ☫ ☬ ☭ 

Peace facebook symbols: ✌☮


Facebook Poker Symbols:

Poker black:   ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠

Poker White: ♡ ♢ ♤ ♧

Zodiac symbols for facebook 

♈ – Aries (The Ram)
♉ – Taurus (The bull)
♊ – Gemini (The Twins)
♋ – Cancer (The Crab)
♌ – Leo (The Lion)
♍ – Virgo (The Virgin)
♎ – Libra (The Scales)
♏ – Scorpio (The Scorpion)
♐ – Sagittarius (Centaur The Archer)
♑ – Capricorn (Goat-horned, The sea goat)
♒ – Aquarius (The water bearer)
♓ – Pisces (The fish)

Chess black facebook symbols : 

♚ ♛ ♜ ♝ ♞ ♟

Chess White Facebook Symbols:

♔ ♕ ♖ ♗ ♘ ♙

Crosses facebook symbols:

☩ ☨ ☦ ✙ ✚ ✛ ✜ ✝ ✞ ✠


Moon symbols  ☾ ☽

Sun symbols: ☼ ☀

Cloud and umbrella  ☁ ☂  

Snowman: ☃

Comet: ☄

Apple symbol for facebook: Ѽ  

Risk radioactive and biological: ☢ ☣

Check symbol for facebook ✓

Hands pointing
☚ ☛ ☜ ☝ ☞ ☟

Writing Symbols

✉ ✍ ✎ ✏ ✐✑✒ ⌨


Scissors symbols:   ✂ ✄

Phones symbols:  ☎ ☏ ✆

Clocks:⌛ ⌚

Airplane facebook symbol:  ✈

Dinner: ♨

Skull symbol: ☠

Decorative symbols: ๑ ۩ ۞

Numeric facebook symbols:

①②③④⑤⑥⑦⑧⑨⑩ ⑪⑫⑬⑭⑮⑯⑰⑱⑲⑳

Letters:

ⒶⒷⒸⒹⒺⒻ ⒼⒽⒾⒿⓀⓁ ⓂⓃⓄⓅⓆⓇ ⓈⓉⓊⓋⓌⓍ ⓎⓏ

ⓐⓑⓒⓓⓔⓕ ⓖⓗⓘⓙⓚⓛ ⓜⓝⓞⓟⓠⓡ ⓢⓣⓤⓥⓦⓧⓨⓩ

you can write your own words, for example:!! 

Facebook symbols = Ⓕⓐⓒⓔⓑⓞⓞⓚ Ⓢⓨⓜⓑⓞⓛⓢ

Oriental symbols:

㊊㊐㊋㊌㊍㊎㊏ ㊐㊑㊒㊓㊔㊕㊖㊗ ㊀㊁㊂㊃㊄㊅㊆ ㊇㊈㊉

Some facebook symbols may not appear (showing up as squares, or ?) if the user doesn't have all the fonts required installed.

Happy Birthday wishes in different languages

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday on behalf of the world

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ( ENGLISH )

Feliz cumpleaños!! ( SPANISH )

Voeux de bonheur!! ( FRENCH )

FELICE COMPLEANNO!! ( ITALIAN )

С ДНЕМ РОЖДЕНИЯ!! ( RUSSIAN )

GLÜCKLICHER GEBURTSTAG!! ( GERMAN )

Feliz anivérsario!! ( PORTUGUESE )

ŠŤASTNÝ NAROZENINY!! ( CZECH )

GAUISUS NATALIS!! ( LATIN )

‘N DDEDWYDD BEN-BLWYDD!! ( WELSH )

ευτυχισμένα γεννέθλια!! ( GREEK )

mutlu doğum!! ( TURKISH )

Gratulera med dagen!! ( SWEDISH )

Wszystkiego najlepszego z okazji urodzin!! ( POLISH )

Gratulerer med dagen!!! ( NORWEGIAN )

VERHEUGD VERJARING!! ( DUTCH )

ЩАСТЛИВ РОЖДЕНИЕ!! ( BULGARIAN )

SRETAN ROĐENDAN!! ( CROATIAN )

Til lykke med fødselsdagen!! ( DANISH )

Boldog születésnapot!! ( HUNGARIAN )

ILOINEN ALKU!! ( FINNISH )

HAMINGJUSAMUR FÆÐINGARDAGUR!! ( ICELANDIC )

FERICIT ZIUA DE NAŞTERE!! ( ROMANIAN )

Sretan rođendan!! ( SERBIAN )

vesel rojstni dan!! ( SLOVENIAN )

Difference between basketball player and dog

Q. What’s the diffrence between a basketball player and a dog?

A. A dog drools a basketball player dribbles!

Candice be the last knock knock joke!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice be the last knock knock joke!

Ken I come in it’s cold out here!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ken. Ken who?

Ken I come in it’s cold out here!

Orange you going to open the door!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to open the door!

Most Funny SMS Ever in the History

1 admi apni biwi kay 7 ja raha tha
Rastay mein usy 1 dost mila jisy
police ny pakra huas tha
Admi: kia hoa
Dost: mai ny apni bv ko mar dia
Admi: kitni saza hui
Dost: sirf 6 haftay us ne yeh suna or
ploice waly ki gun se apni9 bivi ko mar dia
Dost: oye ye puri baat to sunta. mujay
6 haftay mai phansi ho jay gi.

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At Home, Wife Asked “Where You Were ?
He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I’m Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date
Wife Looked At Him & Shouted
Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na .
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Once a wise Man Asked GOD
What is the Meaning Of life?
God- Life itself Has No Meaning in it,
Life is An Opportunity to create a Meaning.
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A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man.
“I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”

Funny Quotes about life breif Description

funny quotes about life can add a humorous spin to situations in your life. If you are looking for a good laugh while still looking for a little perspective on life funny life quotes can be just what you need. Unlike most other life quotes funny life quotes do not always come from the mouths of famous people, in fact, many of the best ones are anonymous quotes. One of the most popular funny quotes about life comes from Oscar Wilde, Wilde states that “There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
More.” This quote plays off of the popular notion of too much of a good thing. Another popular funny life quote comes from Benjamin Franklin and state that “Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed,” which is both funny and all too true. Thomas Aloysius Dorgan’s “Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little,” is an attempt to draw a parallel between the work we must put into life and the work we must put into eating an artichoke, both of which he says produce very little reward. On the great mystery of life Mark Twain says
“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.” There are also quotes that speak to the humorous nature of life itself, such as Will Rogers’ “Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.” If you really think about it, you can view almost any situation or occurrence in life and think that it is funny, but if that same thing happens to you its comedic value drops drastically, even if you had already laughed when it happened to someone else.