1 admi apni biwi kay 7 ja raha tha
Rastay mein usy 1 dost mila jisy
police ny pakra huas tha
Admi: kia hoa
Dost: mai ny apni bv ko mar dia
Admi: kitni saza hui
Dost: sirf 6 haftay us ne yeh suna or
ploice waly ki gun se apni9 bivi ko mar dia
Dost: oye ye puri baat to sunta. mujay
6 haftay mai phansi ho jay gi.
*************
At Home, Wife Asked “Where You Were ?
He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I’m Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date
Wife Looked At Him & Shouted
Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na .
*************
Once a wise Man Asked GOD
What is the Meaning Of life?
God- Life itself Has No Meaning in it,
Life is An Opportunity to create a Meaning.
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A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man.
“I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”
Rastay mein usy 1 dost mila jisy
police ny pakra huas tha
Admi: kia hoa
Dost: mai ny apni bv ko mar dia
Admi: kitni saza hui
Dost: sirf 6 haftay us ne yeh suna or
ploice waly ki gun se apni9 bivi ko mar dia
Dost: oye ye puri baat to sunta. mujay
6 haftay mai phansi ho jay gi.
*************
At Home, Wife Asked “Where You Were ?
He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I’m Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date
Wife Looked At Him & Shouted
Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na .
*************
Once a wise Man Asked GOD
What is the Meaning Of life?
God- Life itself Has No Meaning in it,
Life is An Opportunity to create a Meaning.
********
A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man.
“I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”
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