Funny SMS in Hindi

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1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum .
Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
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Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi
Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi
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Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai
kuch dost pal-pal yad aate hai
hum apse yahi puchna chahte hai
k dosto ki is kataar me hum kaha aate hai
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KHUSHI se dil ko aabad karna
GAM ko dil se aazad karna
Bas itni gujaarish hai aapse ki
ho sake to din mein ek baar yaad jaroor karna
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Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai,
waqt ko marham banana seekh lo.
Harna toh hai hi maut ke hatho ek din,
Filhaal zindagi ko jeena seekh lo
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Har yado me usi ki yad rehti hai.
Meri ankho ko usi ki talash rhti hai.
kuch tum b dua kro yaro.
Suna hai dosto ki dua me farishto ki fariyad hoti hai…
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Khusiyo ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
Patjhar mein bhi bhar leke ayenge,
Jab bhi pukarenge aap pyaar se,
Zindgi se saansen udhar leke ayenge…
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Thoda socha hai humne …
thoda jaana hai humne…
Mushkil se magar pehchana hai humne…
Koi aap jaisa na tha na hoga…
isliye dost aapko mana hai humne
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Lamhe ye Suhane saath ho na ho,
Kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
Aapki dosti hamesha is DIL me rahegi,
Chahe kabhi mulakat ho na ho.
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Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum.
thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum.
ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,
magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.
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ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI
YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI
MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE
MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI
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bikhri ankhon se moti hum piro na sake teri yaad me sari raat so na sake
beh na jaye ansuon me tasvir ye soch kar
hum ro na sake
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Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!
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Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge..
Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge…
Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad…
Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge
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Bhulana tumhe na asaan hoga jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga aap to baste ho ruh me hamari, bus aap hame na bhulana ye aapka ehsaan hoga.
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aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya,
apni yadon ka gulaam kar gaya ,
apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas,
aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaye……..
`
Khuda ke Ghar se Kuch Gadhe farar hogaye
kuch to pakde gaye
kuch hamare yaar hogaye…

Romantic SMS in Hindi

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Tute hue phul khushbu de jate hain,bite hue pal yade de jate hain,har kisi ka andaaz hai apna apna,koi dosti me pyaar to koi pyar me dosti de jate hai.Hi friends here gives romantic sms in hindi 140 character only.




(1) Yaad, Wo nahi jo tanhai me aati hai,
Yaad, wo bhi nahi jo ruswai me aati hai,
'Yaad' to wo hai jo lakho ki bheed me,
'Tanha' kar jaati hai !


(2) Wadiyon Se Sooraj Nikal Aya He,
Fizaon Me Naya Rang Chaaya He,
Aap Q Udas Bethay Ho,
Ab To Muskura Do,
SMS Ke King Ka,
Salam-E-Subah Aaya He !


(3) Andaz Nigaho Ka Juba Par Ayega,
UsDin Tumhe Chahera Humara Yaad Ayega,
Pachtaoge to Tum UsDin
Jis Din Ye Tang Karne Wala Kahi Dur Chala Jayega !


(4) Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe,
Dil se main naraaz tha,
Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun,
Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha !


(5) Woh inkar karte hain ikrar ke liye,
Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye,
Ulti chaal chalte hain yeh ishqwale,
Ankhein band karte hain didar ke liye !


(6) Daar usse kehte hain,
Jo dil pe cha jaye
Aashiq usse kehte hai,
Jiska naam apne aap zuban pe aa jaye !


(7) Aag suraj main hoti hai,
Jalna dharti ko padta hai,
ye mohabbat aankhen karti hain,
aur tadapna dil ko padta hai !


(8) Kuch rishte anjaane me ho jate  hain,
Pehle dil fir zindgi se jud jate hain,
Kehte hain us daur ko dosti jisme,
Dil se dil na jaane kab mil jate hain !

Love SMS in Hindi

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Really Heart Touching Lines by someone - Pyar karne ke liye to yeh puri zindagi bhi choti pad jati hai,

pata nahi log nafrat ke liye kaise time nikal lete hai. Hey friends here gives some Latest love sms in hindi. Enjoy  karoo!!…

1,.Khata ho gayi hai to saja suna do,

Dil me itna dard kyo hai wajah bata do,

Der ho gayi hai yaad karne me jarur Lekin,

Tumko bhula denge ye khayal dil se mita do !

2. Pyar ko log - Mohobbat kehte hain,

Kuch log isse bandagi kehte hain,

Magar jiss pe hum marte hain usse hum zindagi kehte hain

3. Zindagi Mai Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,

Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge,

Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna,

Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge !

4. Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsaas rakhna,

nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna,

ye nahi kehte ke sath raho, dur sahi par yaad rakhna !

5. Kiss is not like

nokia just connecting people,

not like nike just do it,

not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,

but kiss is like lays no one can eat just one !

Good Morning SMS Jokes Messages

Here we have a great collection of Good Morning SMS Jokes Messages to send your loved ones, friends and family members.. enjoy ur Good Morning SMS Jokes Messages and Wishes.


Night has ended for another day,
morning has come in a special way.
May U smile lik the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

A night hug warms the heart,
a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!

It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a gud morning sms right back to you, Good Morning my Friend,
HAVE A WoNdErFuL GoOd MoRnInG.

See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.

**Wishing u..... Gud Morning ,gud Afternoon ,gud Evening & gud Night.
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack - I saved the money....

**Happy moments Dont forget me;
Difficult moments,Trust me;
Quiet moments-Call me;
Painful moments Tell me;
Every moment-Bless me;
....Good Morning.....

**Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only one today and I wud not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd... Good Morng...........

**Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep You safe and happy all day long! Tak Care!

**The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a gud mor, hoping that U have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Good morning!

**The Word 'Hello' means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U
L=Love 2 C U soon
O=Obviously, I mis U!

**Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So hav a silent smile always..
Hav a nice day!

**What is Trust?Trust is a feeling tht a one year old child has, when u throw him up in the air & catch him again..he still laughs n enjoys it..
Gud Mor!

**Troubles r like washing machine; They twist, turn & knock us around, but in the end we come out brighter than b4...Gud Mor!

**Life never seems to be the way we want it, but we live it the best way we can.There is no perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect Moments...Nice day!

**Dream a dream tonight as you sleep. Smile a smile tomorrow that U may keep. May all of ur dreams and wishes come true. Coz I couldn't find a better friend like you!Gud Morning!


**Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying gud mor, it has a silent message saying - I Remember U when i wake up! Hav a blessed day!

**Gud morning.........Kindly observe SILENCE for 2 minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood.

**No one can go back & make a new beginning, but any1 can start frm now and mak a happy ending! Hope u'll have a day that starts right and ends Happy! Good Morning.

**True friends are like morning,U can"t have them whole day..,But can be sure they'll be there when u wake up Today,Tomorrow & forever...Hav a nice day!

**I was on a ship thinking of U... wen I looked down, I dropped a tear into the ocean.. Then I promised myself that until someone not finds it, I won't forget U... Good Morning

**If I get ur smile, I don't need flowers,
If I get ur voice, I don't need music,
If ur with me, I don't need the world. luv you, Gud Mor!

**See outside the Window, Sun rising for U,
Flowers smiling for U, Birds Singing for U,
Bcoz, last night I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.

**Hi..right now I'm coming near to u..in the form of Sunlight. in the form of sweet breeze.in the form of gud wishes to greet u a great gud mrng!

**Knock!Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no cakes but wishes to keep U fresh, prayer to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!

**Those who joyfully leave everything in God"s hand will eventually see God"s hand in everything. Worries end where faith begins. Gud Day!

**Worst thing in life? Some1 has tears in eyes because of U. And the best thing? Someone has tears in eyes for U. Gud Day!

**Cheerful people are like Sunlight. They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes. Gud Morning to one such person.

**Days r empty wen I do'nt hear somthing frm u. Just a simple hello n my worries r thru. Y I feel dis? I think I hav a clue. I am glad I hav a fren like u.Hav a Nic day!

ASCII art shapes of Facebook emoticons symbols

Here is a great collection of facebook chat emotions symbols that can be used as part of facebook, there is also special facebook symbols and cool symbols that can be useful to express complex symbol without typing it.

To use, you must copy (Ctrl+C) and paste (Ctrl+V)  these symbols in your status messages, comments, wall post, etc.

Some facebook symbols may not appear (showing up as squares, or ?) if the user doesn't have all the fonts required installed.

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Complete list of special and rare facebook symbols:

Special faces facebook symbols: NEW!!

facebook symbols face 01: ㋡
facebook symbols face 02: ㋛
facebook symbols face 03:ツ
facebook symbols face 04:【ツ】

Heart symbols on facebook: 

❤ ❥ ♡ ♥ ღ ɞ 

Facebook Flowers Symbol:

❀ ✿ ❁ ✾ ✽ ❃ ❋

Facebook Butterfly Symbols:

Butterfly symbol 01: Ƹ̴Ӂ̴Ʒ

Butterfly symbol 02: ƸӜƷ 

Butterfly style 03: εїз 

Facebook Music Symbols:
♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ ♭ ♮ ♯

Stars facebook symbols

★ ✩ ✮ ✯ ✰ ☆ ⋆ ╰☆╮✡ ۞
  
Snowflake facebook symbols: 

❇ ❈ ❅ ❄ ❆

Religion & belief facebook symbols

☯ ✡☨ ✞ ✝☥ ☦ ☧ ☩ ☪ ☫ ☬ ☭ 

Peace facebook symbols: ✌☮


Facebook Poker Symbols:

Poker black:   ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠

Poker White: ♡ ♢ ♤ ♧

Zodiac symbols for facebook 

♈ – Aries (The Ram)
♉ – Taurus (The bull)
♊ – Gemini (The Twins)
♋ – Cancer (The Crab)
♌ – Leo (The Lion)
♍ – Virgo (The Virgin)
♎ – Libra (The Scales)
♏ – Scorpio (The Scorpion)
♐ – Sagittarius (Centaur The Archer)
♑ – Capricorn (Goat-horned, The sea goat)
♒ – Aquarius (The water bearer)
♓ – Pisces (The fish)

Chess black facebook symbols : 

♚ ♛ ♜ ♝ ♞ ♟

Chess White Facebook Symbols:

♔ ♕ ♖ ♗ ♘ ♙

Crosses facebook symbols:

☩ ☨ ☦ ✙ ✚ ✛ ✜ ✝ ✞ ✠


Moon symbols  ☾ ☽

Sun symbols: ☼ ☀

Cloud and umbrella  ☁ ☂  

Snowman: ☃

Comet: ☄

Apple symbol for facebook: Ѽ  

Risk radioactive and biological: ☢ ☣

Check symbol for facebook ✓

Hands pointing
☚ ☛ ☜ ☝ ☞ ☟

Writing Symbols

✉ ✍ ✎ ✏ ✐✑✒ ⌨


Scissors symbols:   ✂ ✄

Phones symbols:  ☎ ☏ ✆

Clocks:⌛ ⌚

Airplane facebook symbol:  ✈

Dinner: ♨

Skull symbol: ☠

Decorative symbols: ๑ ۩ ۞

Numeric facebook symbols:

①②③④⑤⑥⑦⑧⑨⑩ ⑪⑫⑬⑭⑮⑯⑰⑱⑲⑳

Letters:

ⒶⒷⒸⒹⒺⒻ ⒼⒽⒾⒿⓀⓁ ⓂⓃⓄⓅⓆⓇ ⓈⓉⓊⓋⓌⓍ ⓎⓏ

ⓐⓑⓒⓓⓔⓕ ⓖⓗⓘⓙⓚⓛ ⓜⓝⓞⓟⓠⓡ ⓢⓣⓤⓥⓦⓧⓨⓩ

you can write your own words, for example:!! 

Facebook symbols = Ⓕⓐⓒⓔⓑⓞⓞⓚ Ⓢⓨⓜⓑⓞⓛⓢ

Oriental symbols:

㊊㊐㊋㊌㊍㊎㊏ ㊐㊑㊒㊓㊔㊕㊖㊗ ㊀㊁㊂㊃㊄㊅㊆ ㊇㊈㊉

Some facebook symbols may not appear (showing up as squares, or ?) if the user doesn't have all the fonts required installed.

Happy Birthday wishes in different languages

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday on behalf of the world

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ( ENGLISH )

Feliz cumpleaños!! ( SPANISH )

Voeux de bonheur!! ( FRENCH )

FELICE COMPLEANNO!! ( ITALIAN )

С ДНЕМ РОЖДЕНИЯ!! ( RUSSIAN )

GLÜCKLICHER GEBURTSTAG!! ( GERMAN )

Feliz anivérsario!! ( PORTUGUESE )

ŠŤASTNÝ NAROZENINY!! ( CZECH )

GAUISUS NATALIS!! ( LATIN )

‘N DDEDWYDD BEN-BLWYDD!! ( WELSH )

ευτυχισμένα γεννέθλια!! ( GREEK )

mutlu doğum!! ( TURKISH )

Gratulera med dagen!! ( SWEDISH )

Wszystkiego najlepszego z okazji urodzin!! ( POLISH )

Gratulerer med dagen!!! ( NORWEGIAN )

VERHEUGD VERJARING!! ( DUTCH )

ЩАСТЛИВ РОЖДЕНИЕ!! ( BULGARIAN )

SRETAN ROĐENDAN!! ( CROATIAN )

Til lykke med fødselsdagen!! ( DANISH )

Boldog születésnapot!! ( HUNGARIAN )

ILOINEN ALKU!! ( FINNISH )

HAMINGJUSAMUR FÆÐINGARDAGUR!! ( ICELANDIC )

FERICIT ZIUA DE NAŞTERE!! ( ROMANIAN )

Sretan rođendan!! ( SERBIAN )

vesel rojstni dan!! ( SLOVENIAN )

Difference between basketball player and dog

Q. What’s the diffrence between a basketball player and a dog?

A. A dog drools a basketball player dribbles!

Candice be the last knock knock joke!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice be the last knock knock joke!

Ken I come in it’s cold out here!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ken. Ken who?

Ken I come in it’s cold out here!

Orange you going to open the door!

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to open the door!

Most Funny SMS Ever in the History

1 admi apni biwi kay 7 ja raha tha
Rastay mein usy 1 dost mila jisy
police ny pakra huas tha
Admi: kia hoa
Dost: mai ny apni bv ko mar dia
Admi: kitni saza hui
Dost: sirf 6 haftay us ne yeh suna or
ploice waly ki gun se apni9 bivi ko mar dia
Dost: oye ye puri baat to sunta. mujay
6 haftay mai phansi ho jay gi.

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At Home, Wife Asked “Where You Were ?
He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I’m Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date
Wife Looked At Him & Shouted
Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na .
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Once a wise Man Asked GOD
What is the Meaning Of life?
God- Life itself Has No Meaning in it,
Life is An Opportunity to create a Meaning.
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A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man.
“I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”

Funny Quotes about life breif Description

funny quotes about life can add a humorous spin to situations in your life. If you are looking for a good laugh while still looking for a little perspective on life funny life quotes can be just what you need. Unlike most other life quotes funny life quotes do not always come from the mouths of famous people, in fact, many of the best ones are anonymous quotes. One of the most popular funny quotes about life comes from Oscar Wilde, Wilde states that “There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
More.” This quote plays off of the popular notion of too much of a good thing. Another popular funny life quote comes from Benjamin Franklin and state that “Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed,” which is both funny and all too true. Thomas Aloysius Dorgan’s “Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little,” is an attempt to draw a parallel between the work we must put into life and the work we must put into eating an artichoke, both of which he says produce very little reward. On the great mystery of life Mark Twain says
“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.” There are also quotes that speak to the humorous nature of life itself, such as Will Rogers’ “Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.” If you really think about it, you can view almost any situation or occurrence in life and think that it is funny, but if that same thing happens to you its comedic value drops drastically, even if you had already laughed when it happened to someone else.

Hindi Lovely and Romance Shayari SMS

Accha nahi lagta tumko baar baar yah kehna,
Bahut katin hai itne dino tak dor aapse rehana.

Dour kai imtehaan kea aye utra sab me khara,
Fir bhi teri nazaro me kyu mein rah gaya gujra.

Accha hua jo aap humko jaldi hi phechan gaye,
Koi baat nahi chalo aapse hum hi haar maan gaye.


Theka liya hai kya rutane ka mujhse aapne,
Kaise manaye Jaanu tumko mummy ke samne.


Dil ki baate kare akele man halka ho jayega,
Shak ke badal chat jayege pyar ka phool khel jayega.


Kese dilau aapko mere pyar ki shahdat,
Ek tum hi ho jiski sada karta hoon ibadat.


Sharmo haya ki surkhi hai phool se gulabi galo me,
Chahat bhari padhi hai in sharbati aakho ke pyalo me.

Mujhko tumhare dard ka ahsaas hai magar,
Kya haal hai yah pooch bhi sakte nahi jigar.

Kya hua sikha jo tumne nazare milana,
Bura nahi hai kisi pyaase ko paani pilana.


Jalne wale jala kare duniya ka kaam hai jalana,
Aao hum to pyar kare kahi bitna jaye ye pal.

Udaasi bhare din jaanu kabhi to dhalege,
Dilo ke chaman me phool kabhi to khelege.

Pyar me kya luft hai dil wale jante hai,
Jalne me kya maaza hai parwane jaante hai.

Milan humara jab hoga hum sapno me kho jayege,
Zulfo ke saye me hum tum thakkar ke so jayege.

Sapano ke sakar mahal me dil ke Deepak jale,
Bahut dino se bichade premi aakhir mile gale.


Jawaani naam se ho bekhata ilzaam hoti hai,
Nek nazar bhi is umr me badnaam hoti hai.

Sahar chodkar tera chala jauga mein kahi,
Yaha per teri yaadein picha chodati nahi.

Kyu hickicha rahi ho lab to jara hilao,
Nazaro se do nimantadan gulsan mera khilayo. 

Romantic Shayari in Hindi

Phele to usne sharab aakho se pila di,
Nazare milai humne to fir usne jhuka di.

Aai Milan ki ghadi phool khilne ki ghadi,
Iskq ke chakkar me baccho ki fikr kisko padi.

Dekhi na suni is kadar betabi kisi bhai me,
Nazar aati hai to bas aati hai aashiyaani me.


Vo nahi jab ghar per tumko kaise tharaugi,
Raat rukege dil ke devta ruthe to kaise manaugi.

Betaab hoon kai din se machal raha hai dil,
De waqt is dildar ko aakar gale se mil.

Chhat per khadi hokar ke zulfe sawarna,
Accha nahi hai har kisi ka dil bigadana.

Mohbbat khul ke kar ghabaraya nahi karte,
Baho ke bandan me aake sharmaye nahi karte.

Barsat ki raat ho aur aakho me khumari ho,
Gungrale balo wali baho me humari ho.

Baat karne ka kabhi mauka to dijiye,
Samne milte hai magar ruka to kijiye.


Dil me tumhe pane ki hasrat lagae beithe hai,
Us dil ke intazaar me palke bichai beithe hai.


Saturday Sunday ko tum khili si lagti ho,
Koun kahe baccho ki maa ho abhi kuwari lagti ho.

Lo aa gayi mein mehdi rachake dono haath,
Ji chahe jaha le chal chalugi tere saath.


Aadao me bijaliya nazar me suroor hai,
Bahak gaya dil mera to kya kasoor hai.

Khuda ne tumko hasi itna banaya na hota,
Kasam khuda ki mera dil tum per aaya na hota.


Kudrat ne kya khub diya hai tumko roop,
Tere roop kea age fika lagta sab sansaar.

Jaane anjaane me mene maang tumhari bhar di hai,
Jeevan ki har sham meine naam tumhare kar di hai.

Intazaar jab apni hadh se gujar jata hai,
Kajal aakho ka bahkar bahar aata hai. 

Lovely and Pyari Shayari in Hindi

Tujko jis roz se dekha usi din se deewana hu,
Kum se kum aajmakar to dekh,
Main haqiqat hu ya afsana…!!

Jawab teri shyari ke, denge hum shayari se,
Naam tera likh baithe hai, apne dil ki diary mein…!

Kastiya unhi ki dubti hai, jinke imaan dagmagate hai,
Jinke dil me neki hoti hai, wo hardam jhumte gaate hai…!


Yaado me chahe na rakho hame,
Maan me hum bas jayege,
Tamana ho agar milne ki to hath rakhna dil par,
“DHADKAN” me hum mil jaye ge…!

Wo dil hi kya jo milne ki dua na kare,
Tujhe bhool kar jiya khuda na kare,
Rahegi hamari dosti zindagi bhar tak,
Ye baat aur hai ki zindagi wafa kare ya na kare


Din me chand sitare ache nahi lagte,
Ab duniya ke nazare acche nahi lagte,
Koi aap ke papa mummy se kahe de,
Ki ab aap kuware acche nahi lagte…!!

Wo chand hai magar aap se pyaara nahi,
Shama ke bin parwane ka gujara nahi,
Is dil ne suni ek pyari si aawaz,
Kahi aap ne hame pukara to nahi……!


Aap ke aane se zindagi kitni khoobsurat hai,
Dil me basi aap ki hi surat hai,
Door jaana nahi hamse,
hume har kadam par aap ki jarurat hai.!


Wo rishta kya jisko nibhana pade,
Wo pyar kya jisko jata na pade,
Pyar to ek khamosh ehsas hai,
Wo ehsaas kya jisko lafzo main batana pade!

Ishq hi karma agar, nada tujhe manjur hai,
Ishq kar us noor se, jis noor ka ye noor hai !


Mohabbat ki shama jala ke to dekho,(romantic)
Zara dil ki duniya saja ke to dekho,
Tumhe ho na jaye mohabbat to kehna,
Zara humse nazare mila ke to dekho 

Romance, Love and Pyar SMS

Har pal me pyar hai, har lamhe me khushi hai,
Kho do to yade, jee lo to zindagi !


Bujh chukka hai tumhare husn ka hukka,
Wo to hum jo gudgudaye jate hai !

Duriyo kin a parvah kijiye,
Jab dil pukare bula lijiye,
Hum jyada dur nahi aap se,
Bus apni aankho ko palko se mila lijiye!


Hoti nahi mohabbat surat se,
Mohabbat to dil se hoti hai,
Surat unki khud hi pyari lagti hai,
Kadr jinki dil me hoti hai !

Hum tere pyar me ye yaar waha tak pahuche,
Jaha ye bhool gaye hum, ki kaha tak pahuche !

Teri muskan hamari kamjori,
Keh na pana hamari majboori,
Tum kyu nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko juba dena jaruri hai ?


Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
Ankho ko tumhari kya hasai khwab du,
Koi accha sa phool hota to mali se magwata,
Jo khud gulab hai, use kya gulab du !


Koi he jo duaa karata he,
apno me hame bhi gina karta he,
bahut khushnasib samajhte he khud ko hum,
jab door rehkar bhi koi hame yaad kiya karta he



Ye khuda aaj nazaro ko kuch aisa dikha de,
Jaha dekhu bas vahi dikhai de,
Kash aisi meharbaniya ho jaye aaj hawa me,
Ki usko pukaru aur sirf usko sunaide…!!


mohabbat kisi se is tarah nibha lo.
Ki uske dil ke sare gum chura lo.
Itna asar chhod do kisi pe chhahat ka,
Ki upparwala bhi aakar bole mujhe apna bana Lo.


Rulana Har Kisi Ko Aata Hai,
Hasana Kisi Kisi Ko Aata Hai,
Rula Ke Jo Manale Wo Sachcha Yaar Hai,
Aur Jo Rula Ke Khud Bhi Aansu Bahaye Wo Aapka Pyaar Hai.. 

Shayari Love Quotes in Hindi

Apni ZINDAGI se kuch pal dedo muje.
Aaj na sahi apna KAL dedo muje.
KHUSHI do ya na do MARJI tumhari.
Apke kisi GOOD LOOKING FRIEND ka Number dedo mujhe....

Ek Lamha Jo Satata Hai,
Na Jane Ye DiL Kya Chahta Hai,
Kash Aap Hote Humare Nazaron Ke Samne,
Par Na Jane Kyu Ye Kash!
Kash Hi Reh Jata...

Zindagi aapko kabhi hasaati hogi,
kabhi @ rulati hogi,
yaad kar ta hai har pal
koi aa pko is raftaar bhri@ zindagi me
ek hichki to roz aati hogi,



Tham lena mera hath,
kabhi piche jo chhut jau.
Mana lena mujhe jo tumse kabi ruth jau,
Mana mai nasamjh hu,
par wo tara hu jo aapki har arzu k liye tut jau.


Aansu tumhare ho aankhe meri ho,
Dil tumhara ho dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare hum dono ka pyar aisa hi ho…!!


Tanhai me muskurana ishq hai,
Ek baat ko sab se chuppana ishq hai,
U to need nahi aati hai raat ko,
U to need se jaag jana ishq hai…..!!

Yaad Hum Bhi Aapko Karte Hai,
Yaad Aap Bhi Hame Karte Hai,
Fark Itna Hai Hum Yaad Ane Par Sms Karte Hai
Aur Aap Sms Ane Par Yaad Karte Hai... 

Kuch Rishte Anjane Me Ban Jate He

Kuch Rishte Anjane Me Ban Jate He
Pehle Dil Se Fir Zindgi Se Jud Jate He
Kehte Hai Us Daur Ko Dosti
Jisme Anjane Na Jane Kab Apne Ban Jate hai.


Hum apne aap per gurur nahi karte,
kisi ko kuch bhi karne per majboor nahi karte,
magar jisne ek bar apna kah diya hame,
marte dum tk use dil se door nhI krte.Gn 

Romantic Hindi Shayari SMS

Romantic Hindi Shayari is a collection of shayaris in Hindi for those in love with feelings in heart and hopes in their eyes.


Khuda jaane ye husn waale chashma kyon lagate hain,
Inhone kiya hai kya aisa jo ye aankhe churate hain.

Aankho main bhar loge to kante se chubhenge,
Ye ashk to palkon per sajane ke liye hain.


Agar ho waqt to ek mulakat kijiyega,
Dil kuch kahena chahe to kuch bbat kijiyega,
Yu to muskil he fursat nikalna,
Par 1 lamha miljaye to hame yaad kijiyega…!!

Sath chutne se rishte nahi tuta karte,
Waqt ki dundh se lamhe nahi tuta karte,
Log kehte hai mera sapna tut gaya,
Tutati need hai sapne nahi tuta karte…!!

Dard hota nahi duniya ko batane ke liye,
Har koi rota nahi ansu bahane ke liye,
Ruthne ka maja to tab hai,
Jab koi apna ho manane ke liye…..!!!!

Aap par kurban meri yaari hai,
Haskar mar jau iski bhi taiyari hai,
Ye silsila na khatam ho apni yari ka,
Kyu ki maine aap ko yaad kiya hai,
Ab aap ki bari hai,,,!!

Sabse accha mera yaar hai,
Uski har shayri me kitna pyar hai,
Agar na aaye uska sms ek bhi din,
To uska mobile rakhna hi bekaar hai….!

Yaar tum bhi ajeeb ho,
Mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho,
Na milte ho, na sms karte ho,
Kya tum mujhse bhi jyada garib ho..!!

Muskaan aap ke phone se milti hai,
Dilo ko rahat aapke miss call se milti hai,
Ye silsila bandh mat hone dena,
Kyu ki ye dhadkan aapke sms se chalti hai.!

Kashti behti hai kinare ki talash me,
Log milte hai pyaar ki aas me,
Hum roz milte nahi aapse ,
Magar kuch waqt jarur bitate hai,
Aap ki yaad me! 

Hindi SMS New Jokes Funny

eacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 


Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir 


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Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga 
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1st wife: tumhaara sharaabi pati roz peekar ghar aata hai na. tum poochti kyu nahi ho.
2nd wife: main poochi thi. lekin unhone mujhe diyaa nahi. 


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Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.

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Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe 

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Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai 
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Birthday sms ...............Suraj roshni le kar aayaa

Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!

SARDAR picnic pay gaye

3 SARDAR picnic pay gaye wahan ja k yaad aya k pepsi to ghar bhool gaye?
Decide kiya k sab say chota SARDAR ja k pepsi lay aye.
Chota SARDAR:
Mein is shart per jata hoon k tum meray anay tak samosy nahi khao gay.
Dono nay kaha k theek.
1 din guzra SARDAR nahi aya, 2 din guzray, 3, 4, hafta guzra.
Dono nay socha k ab samosay kha lenay chaye jaisay hi samosa uthaya chota SARDAR darakht k peechay say nikal k bola:
“JAY INJ KARO GAY TAY MEIN NAHI JANDA…”

It happened in an international hospital

It happened in an international hospital that ICU patients died in same bed every sunday at 11 a.m.

It puzzled the doctors whether it waz s0mething super natural..

Worldwide eXpert team was formed to investigate the cause..

Next sunday few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors & nurses waited to see what it was..

Some were holding prayer books & Holy objects to ward off evil..

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then . . .

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Suddenly . . .

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Sardar g,
Part time sunday sweeper,
entered the ICU..

Unplugged the life support system & plugged his vaccum cleaner :-D!

a sardar was helping his son

“A Sardar was helping his son 2 fill his admision form”

Son asked:

‘Baapu Mother tongue walay khany mai kya likon?

Sardar:
‘Puttar likh de;
“Very Long”;-).

Kl koi meri bv k purse se Rs 2000 le gya

Sardar:
Kl koi meri bv k purse se Rs 2000 le gya

Pathan:
jhot bolti hy,
1500 tha.
Hum ne khud gina tha.

Sardar paise ka msla nai hy,
Bs tu admi ka pta kr..:-

Sardar Ji Pehli Bar Susral Gaye…

Sardar Ji Pehli Bar Susral Gaye…

Gaon Walon Se Pocha,

Yahan Koi Enjoy Karny Wali Cheez Hay Kya?

Gaon Waly Bolay:
Nahi Babu.

Ek Hi Thi Wo Bhi Aap Le Gaye.

SARDAR Ny 1 TOTA paLa

SARDAR Ny 1 TOTA paLa
Or UsKo SaBz MirChaiN
KhilaTa Rha 1MoNth k BaD SARDAR Ny TOTY Sy PuCha
MiaN MiThu Churi KhaNi
TOTA
KiuN oye aNNi Dia MirchaN Muk GaiyaN Nay!

sardar g 1 girl

Sardar g 1 Girl k sath chips kha raha tha
Girl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha
kuch feel ker rahe ho?
Sardar: Han tum mujh se ziada chips kha rahi ho.

Kabhi To Muskurata Hoga

Us Ki Yadon Mein
Us Ki Baton Mein
Kahin Mera Aks Bhi Jhilmilata Hoga..

Laakh Masroof Hoga Apne Kamon Mein,

Phir Bhi Hamein Soch Ker Kabhi To Muskurata Hoga.

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Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko

Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko

Meri tnhai ka ehsas dila do mujko

Tum to chand ho tumhe meri zrort kya hai

Main dia hon kisi chokhat pe jala do mujko.

Dil Se Laga Ke Mil

Main tera Muntazir hon mujhy Muskra k mil,

Kab tak tujhy talaash kron ab aa k mil,

Youn mil k phir judai ka lamha na aa sakey,

Jo Darmian main hay sabhi kuch mita k mil,

Ye kya k hum milain b mulaqat bhi Na ho,

‘Wasi’ seeney sy matt laga mujhy DiL……….sy laga k mil…

Saanson Se Bhi Zyada

WOH KABHI ANKH B JAHPKAY TU LARZ JATA HON

MUJ KO SANSO SAY B ZIADA HAY ZAROORAT US KI !

Nadan hai kitna

Nadan hai kitna wo, kuch samjhta hi nahi,
“Sahil”

Seene se laga k pouchta hai, k dharkan taiz kyun hai.

Ye kela kitne ka hai?

Shaikh: Ye kela ktne ka?
Kele wala:5 rupees.
Shaikh:2 rupy ka deta hai?
Kele wala: 2 rupy me to sirf chilka milega.
Shaikh: Le 3 rupy, chilka rakh aur kela de

Sheikh ne choos lia!!!

Ek makhi ki halat bohat khrab thi
wo doctor k pas gai
Doctor! Kia hua?
Makhi: bas g chaey main gir gai thi sheikh sahb ne choos choos k bura hal kar dia hai.:-)

1 Sheikh suba utha to dekha

1 Sheikh suba utha to dekha k Biwi mar gai hai
jaldi se kitchen mein
gya
0r Beti k galay lag k rone lga
dheere se bola 1 Bande ka nashta kam banana.

1 sheikh ne apni bV ka Rs 15 sadqa utara

1 sheikh ne apni bV ka Rs 15 sadqa utara Or us mn Rs 85 or mila kr card load krlia.
Bv ne pocha: ye kya kia?
Sheikh: Sadqa gharib govt ko gya balnce mere pas:-P

sheikh beemar wife se

Sheikh ki wife beemar thi,
Light nai thi candle jal rai thi

Shkh: Doctor ko lenay ja ra h0on,
agr tumhe lagay k tum nai bachogi to yad se candle bujha dena..

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sheikhs’s fall in Love

A sheikh boy fall in love with sheikh girl

Larki: jb sub so jain ge to main gali main sika phenkon gi tum faoran andr ajana
Lekin Lrka sika phenkne k 1 ghante baad aya

Larki: itni der Q?

LARKA: Me Sika Dhoond Raha tha

Larki: Pagal Wo To Main Ne Dhaaga baandh K phenka Tha…

1 srdar ji 1 Sheikh ki barat mei gye

1 srdar ji 1 Sheikh ki barat mei gye
Waha bar bar pani pesh kia ja rha tha

Tang a kr sardar bola:
Galy wich pani phans gya a

Ik boti ty deo…! :-)

how many units?

1 Shaikh ko current laga begum ne pocha kuch hua to nai?

Shaikh ne kaha mujhe kuch nai huwa bahir ja kar dekho units ktne gire hain.

arabi & sheikh

Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de ke jaan bachai.
Arbi ne use MERCEDIZE gift di.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari.
sheikh ne phir khoon dia.
Ab ki bar Arbi ne ’2 juice k packs’ gift kiye.
Sheikh Gussey say bola: ‘Mercedez kioun nahi di?’ Arbi: ‘Munna ab hamarey ander b sheikhon ka Khoon Dor raha hai’

Sheikh got easy load!

Sheikh at shop: Bhai 1 rupy ka easy load kr do
Shopkeeper: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms?
Sheikh: Karna te kuch ve nai bs aiven paise uraan di adat ae…

sheikh ki Beti

Boy: Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mjh Sy Kr Do Main Apko Uske Wazn k Brabr Sona Dunga
Sheikh: Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy: Sochny k Liye

Shekh: Nhi Beti Ka Wzn Brhane k Lye?

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!!!

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!!!
Dont get confused, Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You

More than EGO

“Apologizing Doesn’t Mean That you are Wrong and the Other Person is Right,

But it Means that you Value your Relationships More Than your EGO.”

I was wrong

“The 4 hardest tasks on earth

1. To return love for hate.

2. To include the excluded.

3. To forgive without apology.

4. To be able to say,” I was wrong”

bhool

Bhool se bhi agr koi bhool hui ho to,
bhool samajh kar bhool jana,
Or haan bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se hame he na bhula dena

gracious gift

Apology is a lovely perfume,
It can turn d clumsiest moment in 2 a gracious gift!

Genius ki Neend

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi,
Neend mje apni orr ghaseet-ti rahi..

Neend ka jhonka mera man moh gaya,

Or ek raat phir ye GENIUS bina parhy so gaya .

latest funny sms..............Traffic Rules!

A student waz asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near the school

He wrote:Drive carefully!Dnt kill the students,wait for the Teachers!

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latest funny sms ,,,,,,Stupid Papu!

New Teacher:
anybody who thinks he is stupid, stand up

pappu stoodup

Teacher: R U stupid?

Pappu: “nhi, Aap akeli khari theen mujhe acha nhi lag raha tha”

haadsat

Teacher: Iska passive voice bnao.
“Sunsan Jghon pr Bachon k sath hadsy ho jaty hen”.
Stdnt:”Snsan Jghon pr Hony waly hadson men Bachy ho jaty hai

Teachers Day Quotes

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. -Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions – Uknown Author

Good teachers are those who know how little they know. Bad teachers are those who think they know more than they don’t know. – R. Verdi

thanks teacher

Without you, we would have been lost.
Thank you teacher for guiding us, inspiring us
And making us what we are today.

best teacher

The way you teach
The knowledge you share
The care you take
The love you shower
Makes you
The world’s best teacher…

our fortune

For students
A teacher is always true!
We are fortunate to have a teacher
As wonderful loving and caring as you…

Happy Teachers Day!

Embodiment of Patience

A teacher is an embodiment of patience n sacrifice who elivates his/her students to height of glory but sgends her/his life full of patience contentment and austerity.