Showing posts with label Santa Banta. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Santa Banta. Show all posts

next time it rains try to catch the drops

When next time it rains,
Try 2 catch the drops in your hands,
The drops you catch is the amount U like me
And the drops you missed is the amount I like you

sardar sms with santa

Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi-Kyu Mar Rahi Ho
Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1Ladki Boli
Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi Vyast He

Santa praying:Bhagwanji plz punjab nu amrica di capital bana dita.Plz,plz
God:Par kyu yaara?
Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si…

Santa=Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya..
Banta=Fir kya kiya?
Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo,mil jaye to download kar lena…

Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop?

Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE

Santa Banta santa ne daru pike apne

santa ne daru pike apne apko aaine me dekha or bola

isko to khi dekha h

o yad aaya ye to wahi kmina h

jo shadi k album me meri bb k sath tha