Romantic SMS, Funny Hindi SMS Text Messages, Love SMS, Urdu SMS Jokes: Jun 13, 2011

SARDAR picnic pay gaye

3 SARDAR picnic pay gaye wahan ja k yaad aya k pepsi to ghar bhool gaye?
Decide kiya k sab say chota SARDAR ja k pepsi lay aye.
Chota SARDAR:
Mein is shart per jata hoon k tum meray anay tak samosy nahi khao gay.
Dono nay kaha k theek.
1 din guzra SARDAR nahi aya, 2 din guzray, 3, 4, hafta guzra.
Dono nay socha k ab samosay kha lenay chaye jaisay hi samosa uthaya chota SARDAR darakht k peechay say nikal k bola:
“JAY INJ KARO GAY TAY MEIN NAHI JANDA…”

It happened in an international hospital

It happened in an international hospital that ICU patients died in same bed every sunday at 11 a.m.

It puzzled the doctors whether it waz s0mething super natural..

Worldwide eXpert team was formed to investigate the cause..

Next sunday few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors & nurses waited to see what it was..

Some were holding prayer books & Holy objects to ward off evil..

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then . . .

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Suddenly . . .

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Sardar g,
Part time sunday sweeper,
entered the ICU..

Unplugged the life support system & plugged his vaccum cleaner :-D!

a sardar was helping his son

“A Sardar was helping his son 2 fill his admision form”

Son asked:

‘Baapu Mother tongue walay khany mai kya likon?

Sardar:
‘Puttar likh de;
“Very Long”;-).

Kl koi meri bv k purse se Rs 2000 le gya

Sardar:
Kl koi meri bv k purse se Rs 2000 le gya

Pathan:
jhot bolti hy,
1500 tha.
Hum ne khud gina tha.

Sardar paise ka msla nai hy,
Bs tu admi ka pta kr..:-

Sardar Ji Pehli Bar Susral Gaye…

Sardar Ji Pehli Bar Susral Gaye…

Gaon Walon Se Pocha,

Yahan Koi Enjoy Karny Wali Cheez Hay Kya?

Gaon Waly Bolay:
Nahi Babu.

Ek Hi Thi Wo Bhi Aap Le Gaye.

SARDAR Ny 1 TOTA paLa

SARDAR Ny 1 TOTA paLa
Or UsKo SaBz MirChaiN
KhilaTa Rha 1MoNth k BaD SARDAR Ny TOTY Sy PuCha
MiaN MiThu Churi KhaNi
TOTA
KiuN oye aNNi Dia MirchaN Muk GaiyaN Nay!

sardar g 1 girl

Sardar g 1 Girl k sath chips kha raha tha
Girl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha
kuch feel ker rahe ho?
Sardar: Han tum mujh se ziada chips kha rahi ho.

Kabhi To Muskurata Hoga

Us Ki Yadon Mein
Us Ki Baton Mein
Kahin Mera Aks Bhi Jhilmilata Hoga..

Laakh Masroof Hoga Apne Kamon Mein,

Phir Bhi Hamein Soch Ker Kabhi To Muskurata Hoga.

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Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko

Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko

Meri tnhai ka ehsas dila do mujko

Tum to chand ho tumhe meri zrort kya hai

Main dia hon kisi chokhat pe jala do mujko.

Dil Se Laga Ke Mil

Main tera Muntazir hon mujhy Muskra k mil,

Kab tak tujhy talaash kron ab aa k mil,

Youn mil k phir judai ka lamha na aa sakey,

Jo Darmian main hay sabhi kuch mita k mil,

Ye kya k hum milain b mulaqat bhi Na ho,

‘Wasi’ seeney sy matt laga mujhy DiL……….sy laga k mil…

Saanson Se Bhi Zyada

WOH KABHI ANKH B JAHPKAY TU LARZ JATA HON

MUJ KO SANSO SAY B ZIADA HAY ZAROORAT US KI !

Nadan hai kitna

Nadan hai kitna wo, kuch samjhta hi nahi,
“Sahil”

Seene se laga k pouchta hai, k dharkan taiz kyun hai.

Ye kela kitne ka hai?

Shaikh: Ye kela ktne ka?
Kele wala:5 rupees.
Shaikh:2 rupy ka deta hai?
Kele wala: 2 rupy me to sirf chilka milega.
Shaikh: Le 3 rupy, chilka rakh aur kela de

Sheikh ne choos lia!!!

Ek makhi ki halat bohat khrab thi
wo doctor k pas gai
Doctor! Kia hua?
Makhi: bas g chaey main gir gai thi sheikh sahb ne choos choos k bura hal kar dia hai.:-)

1 Sheikh suba utha to dekha

1 Sheikh suba utha to dekha k Biwi mar gai hai
jaldi se kitchen mein
gya
0r Beti k galay lag k rone lga
dheere se bola 1 Bande ka nashta kam banana.

1 sheikh ne apni bV ka Rs 15 sadqa utara

1 sheikh ne apni bV ka Rs 15 sadqa utara Or us mn Rs 85 or mila kr card load krlia.
Bv ne pocha: ye kya kia?
Sheikh: Sadqa gharib govt ko gya balnce mere pas:-P

sheikh beemar wife se

Sheikh ki wife beemar thi,
Light nai thi candle jal rai thi

Shkh: Doctor ko lenay ja ra h0on,
agr tumhe lagay k tum nai bachogi to yad se candle bujha dena..

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sheikhs’s fall in Love

A sheikh boy fall in love with sheikh girl

Larki: jb sub so jain ge to main gali main sika phenkon gi tum faoran andr ajana
Lekin Lrka sika phenkne k 1 ghante baad aya

Larki: itni der Q?

LARKA: Me Sika Dhoond Raha tha

Larki: Pagal Wo To Main Ne Dhaaga baandh K phenka Tha…

1 srdar ji 1 Sheikh ki barat mei gye

1 srdar ji 1 Sheikh ki barat mei gye
Waha bar bar pani pesh kia ja rha tha

Tang a kr sardar bola:
Galy wich pani phans gya a

Ik boti ty deo…! :-)

how many units?

1 Shaikh ko current laga begum ne pocha kuch hua to nai?

Shaikh ne kaha mujhe kuch nai huwa bahir ja kar dekho units ktne gire hain.

arabi & sheikh

Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de ke jaan bachai.
Arbi ne use MERCEDIZE gift di.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari.
sheikh ne phir khoon dia.
Ab ki bar Arbi ne ’2 juice k packs’ gift kiye.
Sheikh Gussey say bola: ‘Mercedez kioun nahi di?’ Arbi: ‘Munna ab hamarey ander b sheikhon ka Khoon Dor raha hai’

Sheikh got easy load!

Sheikh at shop: Bhai 1 rupy ka easy load kr do
Shopkeeper: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms?
Sheikh: Karna te kuch ve nai bs aiven paise uraan di adat ae…

sheikh ki Beti

Boy: Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mjh Sy Kr Do Main Apko Uske Wazn k Brabr Sona Dunga
Sheikh: Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy: Sochny k Liye

Shekh: Nhi Beti Ka Wzn Brhane k Lye?

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!!!

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!!!
Dont get confused, Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You

More than EGO

“Apologizing Doesn’t Mean That you are Wrong and the Other Person is Right,

But it Means that you Value your Relationships More Than your EGO.”

I was wrong

“The 4 hardest tasks on earth

1. To return love for hate.

2. To include the excluded.

3. To forgive without apology.

4. To be able to say,” I was wrong”

bhool

Bhool se bhi agr koi bhool hui ho to,
bhool samajh kar bhool jana,
Or haan bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se hame he na bhula dena

gracious gift

Apology is a lovely perfume,
It can turn d clumsiest moment in 2 a gracious gift!

Genius ki Neend

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi,
Neend mje apni orr ghaseet-ti rahi..

Neend ka jhonka mera man moh gaya,

Or ek raat phir ye GENIUS bina parhy so gaya .

latest funny sms..............Traffic Rules!

A student waz asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near the school

He wrote:Drive carefully!Dnt kill the students,wait for the Teachers!

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latest funny sms ,,,,,,Stupid Papu!

New Teacher:
anybody who thinks he is stupid, stand up

pappu stoodup

Teacher: R U stupid?

Pappu: “nhi, Aap akeli khari theen mujhe acha nhi lag raha tha”

haadsat

Teacher: Iska passive voice bnao.
“Sunsan Jghon pr Bachon k sath hadsy ho jaty hen”.
Stdnt:”Snsan Jghon pr Hony waly hadson men Bachy ho jaty hai

Teachers Day Quotes

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. -Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions – Uknown Author

Good teachers are those who know how little they know. Bad teachers are those who think they know more than they don’t know. – R. Verdi

thanks teacher

Without you, we would have been lost.
Thank you teacher for guiding us, inspiring us
And making us what we are today.

best teacher

The way you teach
The knowledge you share
The care you take
The love you shower
Makes you
The world’s best teacher…

our fortune

For students
A teacher is always true!
We are fortunate to have a teacher
As wonderful loving and caring as you…

Happy Teachers Day!

Embodiment of Patience

A teacher is an embodiment of patience n sacrifice who elivates his/her students to height of glory but sgends her/his life full of patience contentment and austerity.

Koi Aansoo

انجان تو اس غم سے کوئی رہ نہیں سکتا
کوئی ضبط کرتاہےتو کوئی سہ نہیں سکت
محبت توہردل کوہوجاتی ہےلیکن
کوئ اظہارکرتاہے توکوئی کہ نہیںسکتا
چوٹ دل پرلگتی ہےپھر بھیگتاہےآنچل
ویسےتو کوئی آنسوآنکھ سےبہ نہیںسکتا

To Laut Aana

اداس شامیں اداس رستے کبھی بلائیں تو لوٹ آنا
بچھڑنے والے میری باتیں تجھے رلائیں تو لوٹ آنا
ابھی نئ وادیوں نۓ منظروں میں رہ لو مگر میری جان
یہ سارے اک اک کر کے چھوڑ جائیں تو لوٹ آنا.سداخوش رھو

latest urdu poem

عشق کرنا ھے تو حال و حالات نہ دیکھ
عبادت کرنی ھے تو آندھی، طوفان و برسات نہ دیکھ
پیار کرنا ھے تو ذات پات نہ دیکھ
محبت کرنی ھے تو رنگ و روپ نہ دیکھ
کرنا ھے دیدارۂ یار کا تو دن و رات نہ دیکھ
کرنی ھے وفا تو سامنے بے وفا نہ دیکھ
بناناھے دوست تو پھر اس کے عیب نہ دیکھ
رقص کرنا ھے تو پاؤں کی ذنجیر نہ دیکھ
درد غم بھلانا ھے تو پی ساقی حلال حرام نہ دیکھ

Talash-e-Gumshuda

تلاش گمشدہ
1دل جوموسم پیارکی یکم تاریخ سےلاپتہ ہےجن
آنکھوں نےیہ دل
چرایاھےانسےدرخواست ھےکہ وہ یہ دل واپس کردیںورنہ جرمانےمیںاس کادل چرالیاجائےگا
دل کی اطلاع دینےکاپتہ
وفاکی گلی محلہ محبتاںشہرتنھائیاں ڈاکخانہ رسوائیاںخاص مقام جدایاںتحصیل معشوقاںوالی ضعلع عاشقاںوالا

Naam-e-Khuda

پھول اچھے لگتے ہیں،
جن میں خوشبو ھو
محبت اچھی لگتی ہے،
جس میں ملن ھو
انسان اچھے لگتے ہیں،
جن میں انسانیت ھو
دوست اچھے لگتے ہیں،
جن میں وفا ھو
موت اچھی لگتی ہے،
جس میں نام خدا ھو

A kiss is just a kiss

A kiss is just a kiss till u find the one u love, A hug is just a hug till u find the one u were always thinking of, A dream is just a dream till it comes true.

Love was just a word till I heard it from u…

Happy Valentines Day My Love

Pairs

You know why nature
made eyes in pair,
Ears in pair,
Hands in pair,
Legs in pair but
Heart single?

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Just to find its pair…

Happy Valentine’s day.

My Valentine

Within u I lose myself,
Without u I find myself,
Wanting to be lost again,

Be my Valentine!

Love Connection

Valentine’s Day is for expressing affection,
Fond thoughts are coming your way,
We’ve always had a special connection,

So Happy Valentine’s Day!

To My Sweetheart

To,
My Sweetheart

I feel so happy when I think of u
Lets be 1 instead of 2.

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Be My Valentine

be my valentine

I send to you this bow of golden hue,
To tell you that my love is true,

Be my Valentine Do!!!

postman

If I could be a postman,
For just a single time.

I’d choose to carry valentines,
so lovely and so fine.

I would not mind the heavy load,
Or mind my tired feet.

If I could scatter happiness,
up and down the street.
…

short happy valentine’s day

May this Valentine bless toy with the cupid of love and warmth of romance. Happy Valentine’s Day Darling!

Greatest Advantage

¤Greatest Advantage¤
“The greatest advantage of speaking truth is that you don’t have to remember what you’ve säid.”

Rose & Thorns

If we Desire to Blossom like a Rose in the Garden, then we must learn the Art of Adjusting with the Thorns. Because
Difficulties will make U Shine.

Shakespeare say

Words from Shakespeare
“It’s not ur mistake if u can’t read the eyes which cheat u
but
it’s realy ur mistake if u can’t read the eyes which love u.”

life is wonderful

Let me share this beautiful text with you :

I asked a wise man:

“How do I get the Best out of Life..??”

he answered:

“Face your Past without regret,

Handle your Present with confidence,

Prepare for the Future without fear..”

Then He added,

“Keep the Faith… and Drop the Fear..

Don’t believe your Doubts,

and never doubt your Beliefs..

Life is Wonderful if you know how to Live..”

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