Genius ki Neend

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi,
Neend mje apni orr ghaseet-ti rahi..

Neend ka jhonka mera man moh gaya,

Or ek raat phir ye GENIUS bina parhy so gaya .

latest funny sms..............Traffic Rules!

A student waz asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near the school

He wrote:Drive carefully!Dnt kill the students,wait for the Teachers!

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latest funny sms ,,,,,,Stupid Papu!

New Teacher:
anybody who thinks he is stupid, stand up

pappu stoodup

Teacher: R U stupid?

Pappu: “nhi, Aap akeli khari theen mujhe acha nhi lag raha tha”

haadsat

Teacher: Iska passive voice bnao.
“Sunsan Jghon pr Bachon k sath hadsy ho jaty hen”.
Stdnt:”Snsan Jghon pr Hony waly hadson men Bachy ho jaty hai

relationship between students & books . . .

The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .

They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up ! ! =P =D

thing never complete

The Thing Which Is Never
Complete,
Called...









Syllabus!! ... =P =D

normal student

Points tht pröve U r a Nörml Studnt
*B4 Paperz Unnecesary SMS 2 frndz
*Plan each day 2 study bt at da end of day”Kal se paka”
*U waste al ur time in countng chaptrs instead of learning
*U want a break aftr 2 pages
*Unnecessarily u strt feelng hungry
*U evn strt liking PTV
*On each point U smiled N said mj pe ft hoty hain.

sleeping with open eyes

World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*

1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.

2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.

3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-)