Latest Funny Sms New Plot!

1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.

Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”

‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…

Light Hai?

ThE mOsT fUnNiEsT QuEsTiOn AsKeD bY pAkIsTaNiSsSs….

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. yAr LiTe Ha…???

funny sms........Pagal to Doctor

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”

1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.

Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?

Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir

“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”

mohabbat kiya hai?

""'"Muhabbat""""
kiya hai
Muhobat" wo ehsas hai jo ek Dil se dusre Dil ko hota hai
Muhobat karta to har insan hai Lekin usko nibhata har koi nahi
Khush naseeb hain wo loog jinko koi sucha Humsafar milta hai
Muhobat ko jo nibhate hain Unko mera Salaam hai
Aur jo bich raste mai chorr jate hain Unko
"Hamara"
ye peigham hai
Wada-e-Wafa karo to phir khud ko fanna karo
Warna kisi ki zindagi Tabbha na karo

sohbat

~*~Kyon Kehtay Hain Log K Sohbat Ka Asar Parta Hai~*~
~*~Mein To Bewafaon Ki Mehfil Mein Reh Kr Bhi Wafaen Nibhata raha.

Break up sms...........mehroom

¤Kuch ajab rang se Guzri Hai zindagi apni,
DILON pe raaj kiya or muhabton se mehroom rehy..¤
¤Hum wafa kar k b Ban Gey mujrim
Wo Dagha De k b masoom rehy…

sagar

"Uski wafa na"
"mili magar usay""wafadar kehta" "hon" *" S A G A R "*
"wo bewafa" "sahi mere" "jeene ka""sahara to hai"