Birthday sms ...............Suraj roshni le kar aayaa

Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!

SARDAR picnic pay gaye

3 SARDAR picnic pay gaye wahan ja k yaad aya k pepsi to ghar bhool gaye?
Decide kiya k sab say chota SARDAR ja k pepsi lay aye.
Chota SARDAR:
Mein is shart per jata hoon k tum meray anay tak samosy nahi khao gay.
Dono nay kaha k theek.
1 din guzra SARDAR nahi aya, 2 din guzray, 3, 4, hafta guzra.
Dono nay socha k ab samosay kha lenay chaye jaisay hi samosa uthaya chota SARDAR darakht k peechay say nikal k bola:
“JAY INJ KARO GAY TAY MEIN NAHI JANDA…”

It happened in an international hospital

It happened in an international hospital that ICU patients died in same bed every sunday at 11 a.m.

It puzzled the doctors whether it waz s0mething super natural..

Worldwide eXpert team was formed to investigate the cause..

Next sunday few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors & nurses waited to see what it was..

Some were holding prayer books & Holy objects to ward off evil..

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then . . .

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Suddenly . . .

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Sardar g,
Part time sunday sweeper,
entered the ICU..

Unplugged the life support system & plugged his vaccum cleaner :-D!

a sardar was helping his son

“A Sardar was helping his son 2 fill his admision form”

Son asked:

‘Baapu Mother tongue walay khany mai kya likon?

Sardar:
‘Puttar likh de;
“Very Long”;-).

Kl koi meri bv k purse se Rs 2000 le gya

Sardar:
Kl koi meri bv k purse se Rs 2000 le gya

Pathan:
jhot bolti hy,
1500 tha.
Hum ne khud gina tha.

Sardar paise ka msla nai hy,
Bs tu admi ka pta kr..:-

Sardar Ji Pehli Bar Susral Gaye…

Sardar Ji Pehli Bar Susral Gaye…

Gaon Walon Se Pocha,

Yahan Koi Enjoy Karny Wali Cheez Hay Kya?

Gaon Waly Bolay:
Nahi Babu.

Ek Hi Thi Wo Bhi Aap Le Gaye.

SARDAR Ny 1 TOTA paLa

SARDAR Ny 1 TOTA paLa
Or UsKo SaBz MirChaiN
KhilaTa Rha 1MoNth k BaD SARDAR Ny TOTY Sy PuCha
MiaN MiThu Churi KhaNi
TOTA
KiuN oye aNNi Dia MirchaN Muk GaiyaN Nay!