Q. What’s the diffrence between a basketball player and a dog?
A. A dog drools a basketball player dribbles!
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Candice be the last knock knock joke!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be the last knock knock joke!
Ken I come in it’s cold out here!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken. Ken who?
Ken I come in it’s cold out here!
Orange you going to open the door!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door!
Most Funny SMS Ever in the History
1 admi apni biwi kay 7 ja raha tha
Rastay mein usy 1 dost mila jisy
police ny pakra huas tha
Admi: kia hoa
Dost: mai ny apni bv ko mar dia
Admi: kitni saza hui
Dost: sirf 6 haftay us ne yeh suna or
ploice waly ki gun se apni9 bivi ko mar dia
Dost: oye ye puri baat to sunta. mujay
6 haftay mai phansi ho jay gi.
*************
At Home, Wife Asked “Where You Were ?
He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I’m Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date
Wife Looked At Him & Shouted
Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na .
*************
Once a wise Man Asked GOD
What is the Meaning Of life?
God- Life itself Has No Meaning in it,
Life is An Opportunity to create a Meaning.
********
A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man.
“I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”
Rastay mein usy 1 dost mila jisy
police ny pakra huas tha
Admi: kia hoa
Dost: mai ny apni bv ko mar dia
Admi: kitni saza hui
Dost: sirf 6 haftay us ne yeh suna or
ploice waly ki gun se apni9 bivi ko mar dia
Dost: oye ye puri baat to sunta. mujay
6 haftay mai phansi ho jay gi.
*************
At Home, Wife Asked “Where You Were ?
He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I’m Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date
Wife Looked At Him & Shouted
Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na .
*************
Once a wise Man Asked GOD
What is the Meaning Of life?
God- Life itself Has No Meaning in it,
Life is An Opportunity to create a Meaning.
********
A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man.
“I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”
Funny Quotes about life breif Description
funny quotes about life can add a humorous spin to situations in your life. If you are looking for a good laugh while still looking for a little perspective on life funny life quotes can be just what you need. Unlike most other life quotes funny life quotes do not always come from the mouths of famous people, in fact, many of the best ones are anonymous quotes. One of the most popular funny quotes about life comes from Oscar Wilde, Wilde states that “There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
More.” This quote plays off of the popular notion of too much of a good thing. Another popular funny life quote comes from Benjamin Franklin and state that “Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed,” which is both funny and all too true. Thomas Aloysius Dorgan’s “Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little,” is an attempt to draw a parallel between the work we must put into life and the work we must put into eating an artichoke, both of which he says produce very little reward. On the great mystery of life Mark Twain says
“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.” There are also quotes that speak to the humorous nature of life itself, such as Will Rogers’ “Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.” If you really think about it, you can view almost any situation or occurrence in life and think that it is funny, but if that same thing happens to you its comedic value drops drastically, even if you had already laughed when it happened to someone else.
More.” This quote plays off of the popular notion of too much of a good thing. Another popular funny life quote comes from Benjamin Franklin and state that “Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed,” which is both funny and all too true. Thomas Aloysius Dorgan’s “Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little,” is an attempt to draw a parallel between the work we must put into life and the work we must put into eating an artichoke, both of which he says produce very little reward. On the great mystery of life Mark Twain says
“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.” There are also quotes that speak to the humorous nature of life itself, such as Will Rogers’ “Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.” If you really think about it, you can view almost any situation or occurrence in life and think that it is funny, but if that same thing happens to you its comedic value drops drastically, even if you had already laughed when it happened to someone else.
Hindi Lovely and Romance Shayari SMS
Accha nahi lagta tumko baar baar yah kehna,
Bahut katin hai itne dino tak dor aapse rehana.
Dour kai imtehaan kea aye utra sab me khara,
Fir bhi teri nazaro me kyu mein rah gaya gujra.
Accha hua jo aap humko jaldi hi phechan gaye,
Koi baat nahi chalo aapse hum hi haar maan gaye.
Theka liya hai kya rutane ka mujhse aapne,
Kaise manaye Jaanu tumko mummy ke samne.
Dil ki baate kare akele man halka ho jayega,
Shak ke badal chat jayege pyar ka phool khel jayega.
Kese dilau aapko mere pyar ki shahdat,
Ek tum hi ho jiski sada karta hoon ibadat.
Sharmo haya ki surkhi hai phool se gulabi galo me,
Chahat bhari padhi hai in sharbati aakho ke pyalo me.
Mujhko tumhare dard ka ahsaas hai magar,
Kya haal hai yah pooch bhi sakte nahi jigar.
Kya hua sikha jo tumne nazare milana,
Bura nahi hai kisi pyaase ko paani pilana.
Jalne wale jala kare duniya ka kaam hai jalana,
Aao hum to pyar kare kahi bitna jaye ye pal.
Udaasi bhare din jaanu kabhi to dhalege,
Dilo ke chaman me phool kabhi to khelege.
Pyar me kya luft hai dil wale jante hai,
Jalne me kya maaza hai parwane jaante hai.
Milan humara jab hoga hum sapno me kho jayege,
Zulfo ke saye me hum tum thakkar ke so jayege.
Sapano ke sakar mahal me dil ke Deepak jale,
Bahut dino se bichade premi aakhir mile gale.
Jawaani naam se ho bekhata ilzaam hoti hai,
Nek nazar bhi is umr me badnaam hoti hai.
Sahar chodkar tera chala jauga mein kahi,
Yaha per teri yaadein picha chodati nahi.
Kyu hickicha rahi ho lab to jara hilao,
Nazaro se do nimantadan gulsan mera khilayo.
Bahut katin hai itne dino tak dor aapse rehana.
Dour kai imtehaan kea aye utra sab me khara,
Fir bhi teri nazaro me kyu mein rah gaya gujra.
Accha hua jo aap humko jaldi hi phechan gaye,
Koi baat nahi chalo aapse hum hi haar maan gaye.
Theka liya hai kya rutane ka mujhse aapne,
Kaise manaye Jaanu tumko mummy ke samne.
Dil ki baate kare akele man halka ho jayega,
Shak ke badal chat jayege pyar ka phool khel jayega.
Kese dilau aapko mere pyar ki shahdat,
Ek tum hi ho jiski sada karta hoon ibadat.
Sharmo haya ki surkhi hai phool se gulabi galo me,
Chahat bhari padhi hai in sharbati aakho ke pyalo me.
Mujhko tumhare dard ka ahsaas hai magar,
Kya haal hai yah pooch bhi sakte nahi jigar.
Kya hua sikha jo tumne nazare milana,
Bura nahi hai kisi pyaase ko paani pilana.
Jalne wale jala kare duniya ka kaam hai jalana,
Aao hum to pyar kare kahi bitna jaye ye pal.
Udaasi bhare din jaanu kabhi to dhalege,
Dilo ke chaman me phool kabhi to khelege.
Pyar me kya luft hai dil wale jante hai,
Jalne me kya maaza hai parwane jaante hai.
Milan humara jab hoga hum sapno me kho jayege,
Zulfo ke saye me hum tum thakkar ke so jayege.
Sapano ke sakar mahal me dil ke Deepak jale,
Bahut dino se bichade premi aakhir mile gale.
Jawaani naam se ho bekhata ilzaam hoti hai,
Nek nazar bhi is umr me badnaam hoti hai.
Sahar chodkar tera chala jauga mein kahi,
Yaha per teri yaadein picha chodati nahi.
Kyu hickicha rahi ho lab to jara hilao,
Nazaro se do nimantadan gulsan mera khilayo.
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