Romantic SMS, Funny Hindi SMS Text Messages, Love SMS, Urdu SMS Jokes: 06/01/2011

Hindi Lovely and Romance Shayari SMS

Accha nahi lagta tumko baar baar yah kehna,
Bahut katin hai itne dino tak dor aapse rehana.

Dour kai imtehaan kea aye utra sab me khara,
Fir bhi teri nazaro me kyu mein rah gaya gujra.

Accha hua jo aap humko jaldi hi phechan gaye,
Koi baat nahi chalo aapse hum hi haar maan gaye.

Theka liya hai kya rutane ka mujhse aapne,
Kaise manaye Jaanu tumko mummy ke samne.

Dil ki baate kare akele man halka ho jayega,
Shak ke badal chat jayege pyar ka phool khel jayega.

Kese dilau aapko mere pyar ki shahdat,
Ek tum hi ho jiski sada karta hoon ibadat.

Sharmo haya ki surkhi hai phool se gulabi galo me,
Chahat bhari padhi hai in sharbati aakho ke pyalo me.

Mujhko tumhare dard ka ahsaas hai magar,
Kya haal hai yah pooch bhi sakte nahi jigar.

Kya hua sikha jo tumne nazare milana,
Bura nahi hai kisi pyaase ko paani pilana.

Jalne wale jala kare duniya ka kaam hai jalana,
Aao hum to pyar kare kahi bitna jaye ye pal.

Udaasi bhare din jaanu kabhi to dhalege,
Dilo ke chaman me phool kabhi to khelege.

Pyar me kya luft hai dil wale jante hai,
Jalne me kya maaza hai parwane jaante hai.

Milan humara jab hoga hum sapno me kho jayege,
Zulfo ke saye me hum tum thakkar ke so jayege.

Sapano ke sakar mahal me dil ke Deepak jale,
Bahut dino se bichade premi aakhir mile gale.

Jawaani naam se ho bekhata ilzaam hoti hai,
Nek nazar bhi is umr me badnaam hoti hai.

Sahar chodkar tera chala jauga mein kahi,
Yaha per teri yaadein picha chodati nahi.

Kyu hickicha rahi ho lab to jara hilao,
Nazaro se do nimantadan gulsan mera khilayo.

Romantic Shayari in Hindi

Phele to usne sharab aakho se pila di,
Nazare milai humne to fir usne jhuka di.

Aai Milan ki ghadi phool khilne ki ghadi,
Iskq ke chakkar me baccho ki fikr kisko padi.

Dekhi na suni is kadar betabi kisi bhai me,
Nazar aati hai to bas aati hai aashiyaani me.

Vo nahi jab ghar per tumko kaise tharaugi,
Raat rukege dil ke devta ruthe to kaise manaugi.

Betaab hoon kai din se machal raha hai dil,
De waqt is dildar ko aakar gale se mil.

Chhat per khadi hokar ke zulfe sawarna,
Accha nahi hai har kisi ka dil bigadana.

Mohbbat khul ke kar ghabaraya nahi karte,
Baho ke bandan me aake sharmaye nahi karte.

Barsat ki raat ho aur aakho me khumari ho,
Gungrale balo wali baho me humari ho.

Baat karne ka kabhi mauka to dijiye,
Samne milte hai magar ruka to kijiye.

Dil me tumhe pane ki hasrat lagae beithe hai,
Us dil ke intazaar me palke bichai beithe hai.

Saturday Sunday ko tum khili si lagti ho,
Koun kahe baccho ki maa ho abhi kuwari lagti ho.

Lo aa gayi mein mehdi rachake dono haath,
Ji chahe jaha le chal chalugi tere saath.

Aadao me bijaliya nazar me suroor hai,
Bahak gaya dil mera to kya kasoor hai.

Khuda ne tumko hasi itna banaya na hota,
Kasam khuda ki mera dil tum per aaya na hota.

Kudrat ne kya khub diya hai tumko roop,
Tere roop kea age fika lagta sab sansaar.

Jaane anjaane me mene maang tumhari bhar di hai,
Jeevan ki har sham meine naam tumhare kar di hai.

Intazaar jab apni hadh se gujar jata hai,
Kajal aakho ka bahkar bahar aata hai.

Lovely and Pyari Shayari in Hindi

Tujko jis roz se dekha usi din se deewana hu,
Kum se kum aajmakar to dekh,
Main haqiqat hu ya afsana…!!

Jawab teri shyari ke, denge hum shayari se,
Naam tera likh baithe hai, apne dil ki diary mein…!

Kastiya unhi ki dubti hai, jinke imaan dagmagate hai,
Jinke dil me neki hoti hai, wo hardam jhumte gaate hai…!

Yaado me chahe na rakho hame,
Maan me hum bas jayege,
Tamana ho agar milne ki to hath rakhna dil par,
“DHADKAN” me hum mil jaye ge…!

Wo dil hi kya jo milne ki dua na kare,
Tujhe bhool kar jiya khuda na kare,
Rahegi hamari dosti zindagi bhar tak,
Ye baat aur hai ki zindagi wafa kare ya na kare

Din me chand sitare ache nahi lagte,
Ab duniya ke nazare acche nahi lagte,
Koi aap ke papa mummy se kahe de,
Ki ab aap kuware acche nahi lagte…!!

Wo chand hai magar aap se pyaara nahi,
Shama ke bin parwane ka gujara nahi,
Is dil ne suni ek pyari si aawaz,
Kahi aap ne hame pukara to nahi……!

Aap ke aane se zindagi kitni khoobsurat hai,
Dil me basi aap ki hi surat hai,
Door jaana nahi hamse,
hume har kadam par aap ki jarurat hai.!

Wo rishta kya jisko nibhana pade,
Wo pyar kya jisko jata na pade,
Pyar to ek khamosh ehsas hai,
Wo ehsaas kya jisko lafzo main batana pade!

Ishq hi karma agar, nada tujhe manjur hai,
Ishq kar us noor se, jis noor ka ye noor hai !

Mohabbat ki shama jala ke to dekho,(romantic)
Zara dil ki duniya saja ke to dekho,
Tumhe ho na jaye mohabbat to kehna,
Zara humse nazare mila ke to dekho

Romance, Love and Pyar SMS

Har pal me pyar hai, har lamhe me khushi hai,
Kho do to yade, jee lo to zindagi !

Bujh chukka hai tumhare husn ka hukka,
Wo to hum jo gudgudaye jate hai !

Duriyo kin a parvah kijiye,
Jab dil pukare bula lijiye,
Hum jyada dur nahi aap se,
Bus apni aankho ko palko se mila lijiye!

Hoti nahi mohabbat surat se,
Mohabbat to dil se hoti hai,
Surat unki khud hi pyari lagti hai,
Kadr jinki dil me hoti hai !

Hum tere pyar me ye yaar waha tak pahuche,
Jaha ye bhool gaye hum, ki kaha tak pahuche !

Teri muskan hamari kamjori,
Keh na pana hamari majboori,
Tum kyu nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko juba dena jaruri hai ?

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
Ankho ko tumhari kya hasai khwab du,
Koi accha sa phool hota to mali se magwata,
Jo khud gulab hai, use kya gulab du !

Koi he jo duaa karata he,
apno me hame bhi gina karta he,
bahut khushnasib samajhte he khud ko hum,
jab door rehkar bhi koi hame yaad kiya karta he

Ye khuda aaj nazaro ko kuch aisa dikha de,
Jaha dekhu bas vahi dikhai de,
Kash aisi meharbaniya ho jaye aaj hawa me,
Ki usko pukaru aur sirf usko sunaide…!!

mohabbat kisi se is tarah nibha lo.
Ki uske dil ke sare gum chura lo.
Itna asar chhod do kisi pe chhahat ka,
Ki upparwala bhi aakar bole mujhe apna bana Lo.

Rulana Har Kisi Ko Aata Hai,
Hasana Kisi Kisi Ko Aata Hai,
Rula Ke Jo Manale Wo Sachcha Yaar Hai,
Aur Jo Rula Ke Khud Bhi Aansu Bahaye Wo Aapka Pyaar Hai..

Shayari Love Quotes in Hindi

Apni ZINDAGI se kuch pal dedo muje.
Aaj na sahi apna KAL dedo muje.
KHUSHI do ya na do MARJI tumhari.
Apke kisi GOOD LOOKING FRIEND ka Number dedo mujhe....

Ek Lamha Jo Satata Hai,
Na Jane Ye DiL Kya Chahta Hai,
Kash Aap Hote Humare Nazaron Ke Samne,
Par Na Jane Kyu Ye Kash!
Kash Hi Reh Jata...

Zindagi aapko kabhi hasaati hogi,
kabhi @ rulati hogi,
yaad kar ta hai har pal
koi aa pko is raftaar bhri@ zindagi me
ek hichki to roz aati hogi,

Tham lena mera hath,
kabhi piche jo chhut jau.
Mana lena mujhe jo tumse kabi ruth jau,
Mana mai nasamjh hu,
par wo tara hu jo aapki har arzu k liye tut jau.

Aansu tumhare ho aankhe meri ho,
Dil tumhara ho dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare hum dono ka pyar aisa hi ho…!!

Tanhai me muskurana ishq hai,
Ek baat ko sab se chuppana ishq hai,
U to need nahi aati hai raat ko,
U to need se jaag jana ishq hai…..!!

Yaad Hum Bhi Aapko Karte Hai,
Yaad Aap Bhi Hame Karte Hai,
Fark Itna Hai Hum Yaad Ane Par Sms Karte Hai
Aur Aap Sms Ane Par Yaad Karte Hai...

Kuch Rishte Anjane Me Ban Jate He

Kuch Rishte Anjane Me Ban Jate He
Pehle Dil Se Fir Zindgi Se Jud Jate He
Kehte Hai Us Daur Ko Dosti
Jisme Anjane Na Jane Kab Apne Ban Jate hai.

Hum apne aap per gurur nahi karte,
kisi ko kuch bhi karne per majboor nahi karte,
magar jisne ek bar apna kah diya hame,
marte dum tk use dil se door nhI krte.Gn

Romantic Hindi Shayari SMS

Romantic Hindi Shayari is a collection of shayaris in Hindi for those in love with feelings in heart and hopes in their eyes.

Khuda jaane ye husn waale chashma kyon lagate hain,
Inhone kiya hai kya aisa jo ye aankhe churate hain.

Aankho main bhar loge to kante se chubhenge,
Ye ashk to palkon per sajane ke liye hain.

Agar ho waqt to ek mulakat kijiyega,
Dil kuch kahena chahe to kuch bbat kijiyega,
Yu to muskil he fursat nikalna,
Par 1 lamha miljaye to hame yaad kijiyega…!!

Sath chutne se rishte nahi tuta karte,
Waqt ki dundh se lamhe nahi tuta karte,
Log kehte hai mera sapna tut gaya,
Tutati need hai sapne nahi tuta karte…!!

Dard hota nahi duniya ko batane ke liye,
Har koi rota nahi ansu bahane ke liye,
Ruthne ka maja to tab hai,
Jab koi apna ho manane ke liye…..!!!!

Aap par kurban meri yaari hai,
Haskar mar jau iski bhi taiyari hai,
Ye silsila na khatam ho apni yari ka,
Kyu ki maine aap ko yaad kiya hai,
Ab aap ki bari hai,,,!!

Sabse accha mera yaar hai,
Uski har shayri me kitna pyar hai,
Agar na aaye uska sms ek bhi din,
To uska mobile rakhna hi bekaar hai….!

Yaar tum bhi ajeeb ho,
Mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho,
Na milte ho, na sms karte ho,
Kya tum mujhse bhi jyada garib ho..!!

Muskaan aap ke phone se milti hai,
Dilo ko rahat aapke miss call se milti hai,
Ye silsila bandh mat hone dena,
Kyu ki ye dhadkan aapke sms se chalti hai.!

Kashti behti hai kinare ki talash me,
Log milte hai pyaar ki aas me,
Hum roz milte nahi aapse ,
Magar kuch waqt jarur bitate hai,
Aap ki yaad me!

Hindi SMS New Jokes Funny

eacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi

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Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir

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Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga
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1st wife: tumhaara sharaabi pati roz peekar ghar aata hai na. tum poochti kyu nahi ho.
2nd wife: main poochi thi. lekin unhone mujhe diyaa nahi.

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Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.

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Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe

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Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai
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Birthday sms ...............Suraj roshni le kar aayaa

Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!

SARDAR picnic pay gaye

3 SARDAR picnic pay gaye wahan ja k yaad aya k pepsi to ghar bhool gaye?
Decide kiya k sab say chota SARDAR ja k pepsi lay aye.
Chota SARDAR:
Mein is shart per jata hoon k tum meray anay tak samosy nahi khao gay.
Dono nay kaha k theek.
1 din guzra SARDAR nahi aya, 2 din guzray, 3, 4, hafta guzra.
Dono nay socha k ab samosay kha lenay chaye jaisay hi samosa uthaya chota SARDAR darakht k peechay say nikal k bola:
“JAY INJ KARO GAY TAY MEIN NAHI JANDA…”

It happened in an international hospital

It happened in an international hospital that ICU patients died in same bed every sunday at 11 a.m.

It puzzled the doctors whether it waz s0mething super natural..

Worldwide eXpert team was formed to investigate the cause..

Next sunday few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors & nurses waited to see what it was..

Some were holding prayer books & Holy objects to ward off evil..

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then . . .

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Suddenly . . .

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Sardar g,
Part time sunday sweeper,
entered the ICU..

Unplugged the life support system & plugged his vaccum cleaner :-D!

a sardar was helping his son

“A Sardar was helping his son 2 fill his admision form”

Son asked:

‘Baapu Mother tongue walay khany mai kya likon?

Sardar:
‘Puttar likh de;
“Very Long”;-).

Kl koi meri bv k purse se Rs 2000 le gya

Sardar:
Kl koi meri bv k purse se Rs 2000 le gya

Pathan:
jhot bolti hy,
1500 tha.
Hum ne khud gina tha.

Sardar paise ka msla nai hy,
Bs tu admi ka pta kr..:-

Sardar Ji Pehli Bar Susral Gaye…

Sardar Ji Pehli Bar Susral Gaye…

Gaon Walon Se Pocha,

Yahan Koi Enjoy Karny Wali Cheez Hay Kya?

Gaon Waly Bolay:
Nahi Babu.

Ek Hi Thi Wo Bhi Aap Le Gaye.

SARDAR Ny 1 TOTA paLa

SARDAR Ny 1 TOTA paLa
Or UsKo SaBz MirChaiN
KhilaTa Rha 1MoNth k BaD SARDAR Ny TOTY Sy PuCha
MiaN MiThu Churi KhaNi
TOTA
KiuN oye aNNi Dia MirchaN Muk GaiyaN Nay!

sardar g 1 girl

Sardar g 1 Girl k sath chips kha raha tha
Girl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha
kuch feel ker rahe ho?
Sardar: Han tum mujh se ziada chips kha rahi ho.

Kabhi To Muskurata Hoga

Us Ki Yadon Mein
Us Ki Baton Mein
Kahin Mera Aks Bhi Jhilmilata Hoga..

Laakh Masroof Hoga Apne Kamon Mein,

Phir Bhi Hamein Soch Ker Kabhi To Muskurata Hoga.

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Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko

Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko

Meri tnhai ka ehsas dila do mujko

Tum to chand ho tumhe meri zrort kya hai

Main dia hon kisi chokhat pe jala do mujko.

Dil Se Laga Ke Mil

Main tera Muntazir hon mujhy Muskra k mil,

Kab tak tujhy talaash kron ab aa k mil,

Youn mil k phir judai ka lamha na aa sakey,

Jo Darmian main hay sabhi kuch mita k mil,

Ye kya k hum milain b mulaqat bhi Na ho,

‘Wasi’ seeney sy matt laga mujhy DiL……….sy laga k mil…

Saanson Se Bhi Zyada

WOH KABHI ANKH B JAHPKAY TU LARZ JATA HON

MUJ KO SANSO SAY B ZIADA HAY ZAROORAT US KI !

Nadan hai kitna

Nadan hai kitna wo, kuch samjhta hi nahi,
“Sahil”

Seene se laga k pouchta hai, k dharkan taiz kyun hai.

Ye kela kitne ka hai?

Shaikh: Ye kela ktne ka?
Kele wala:5 rupees.
Shaikh:2 rupy ka deta hai?
Kele wala: 2 rupy me to sirf chilka milega.
Shaikh: Le 3 rupy, chilka rakh aur kela de

Sheikh ne choos lia!!!

Ek makhi ki halat bohat khrab thi
wo doctor k pas gai
Doctor! Kia hua?
Makhi: bas g chaey main gir gai thi sheikh sahb ne choos choos k bura hal kar dia hai.:-)

1 Sheikh suba utha to dekha

1 Sheikh suba utha to dekha k Biwi mar gai hai
jaldi se kitchen mein
gya
0r Beti k galay lag k rone lga
dheere se bola 1 Bande ka nashta kam banana.

1 sheikh ne apni bV ka Rs 15 sadqa utara

1 sheikh ne apni bV ka Rs 15 sadqa utara Or us mn Rs 85 or mila kr card load krlia.
Bv ne pocha: ye kya kia?
Sheikh: Sadqa gharib govt ko gya balnce mere pas:-P

sheikh beemar wife se

Sheikh ki wife beemar thi,
Light nai thi candle jal rai thi

Shkh: Doctor ko lenay ja ra h0on,
agr tumhe lagay k tum nai bachogi to yad se candle bujha dena..

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sheikhs’s fall in Love

A sheikh boy fall in love with sheikh girl

Larki: jb sub so jain ge to main gali main sika phenkon gi tum faoran andr ajana
Lekin Lrka sika phenkne k 1 ghante baad aya

Larki: itni der Q?

LARKA: Me Sika Dhoond Raha tha

Larki: Pagal Wo To Main Ne Dhaaga baandh K phenka Tha…

1 srdar ji 1 Sheikh ki barat mei gye

1 srdar ji 1 Sheikh ki barat mei gye
Waha bar bar pani pesh kia ja rha tha

Tang a kr sardar bola:
Galy wich pani phans gya a

Ik boti ty deo…! :-)

how many units?

1 Shaikh ko current laga begum ne pocha kuch hua to nai?

Shaikh ne kaha mujhe kuch nai huwa bahir ja kar dekho units ktne gire hain.

arabi & sheikh

Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de ke jaan bachai.
Arbi ne use MERCEDIZE gift di.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari.
sheikh ne phir khoon dia.
Ab ki bar Arbi ne ’2 juice k packs’ gift kiye.
Sheikh Gussey say bola: ‘Mercedez kioun nahi di?’ Arbi: ‘Munna ab hamarey ander b sheikhon ka Khoon Dor raha hai’

Sheikh got easy load!

Sheikh at shop: Bhai 1 rupy ka easy load kr do
Shopkeeper: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms?
Sheikh: Karna te kuch ve nai bs aiven paise uraan di adat ae…

sheikh ki Beti

Boy: Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mjh Sy Kr Do Main Apko Uske Wazn k Brabr Sona Dunga
Sheikh: Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy: Sochny k Liye

Shekh: Nhi Beti Ka Wzn Brhane k Lye?

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!!!

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry!!!
Dont get confused, Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You

More than EGO

“Apologizing Doesn’t Mean That you are Wrong and the Other Person is Right,

But it Means that you Value your Relationships More Than your EGO.”

I was wrong

“The 4 hardest tasks on earth

1. To return love for hate.

2. To include the excluded.

3. To forgive without apology.

4. To be able to say,” I was wrong”

bhool

Bhool se bhi agr koi bhool hui ho to,
bhool samajh kar bhool jana,
Or haan bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se hame he na bhula dena

gracious gift

Apology is a lovely perfume,
It can turn d clumsiest moment in 2 a gracious gift!

Genius ki Neend

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi,
Neend mje apni orr ghaseet-ti rahi..

Neend ka jhonka mera man moh gaya,

Or ek raat phir ye GENIUS bina parhy so gaya .

latest funny sms..............Traffic Rules!

A student waz asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near the school

He wrote:Drive carefully!Dnt kill the students,wait for the Teachers!

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latest funny sms ,,,,,,Stupid Papu!

New Teacher:
anybody who thinks he is stupid, stand up

pappu stoodup

Teacher: R U stupid?

Pappu: “nhi, Aap akeli khari theen mujhe acha nhi lag raha tha”

haadsat

Teacher: Iska passive voice bnao.
“Sunsan Jghon pr Bachon k sath hadsy ho jaty hen”.
Stdnt:”Snsan Jghon pr Hony waly hadson men Bachy ho jaty hai

Teachers Day Quotes

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. -Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions – Uknown Author

Good teachers are those who know how little they know. Bad teachers are those who think they know more than they don’t know. – R. Verdi

thanks teacher

Without you, we would have been lost.
Thank you teacher for guiding us, inspiring us
And making us what we are today.

best teacher

The way you teach
The knowledge you share
The care you take
The love you shower
Makes you
The world’s best teacher…

our fortune

For students
A teacher is always true!
We are fortunate to have a teacher
As wonderful loving and caring as you…

Happy Teachers Day!

Embodiment of Patience

A teacher is an embodiment of patience n sacrifice who elivates his/her students to height of glory but sgends her/his life full of patience contentment and austerity.

Koi Aansoo

انجان تو اس غم سے کوئی رہ نہیں سکتا
کوئی ضبط کرتاہےتو کوئی سہ نہیں سکت
محبت توہردل کوہوجاتی ہےلیکن
کوئ اظہارکرتاہے توکوئی کہ نہیںسکتا
چوٹ دل پرلگتی ہےپھر بھیگتاہےآنچل
ویسےتو کوئی آنسوآنکھ سےبہ نہیںسکتا

To Laut Aana

اداس شامیں اداس رستے کبھی بلائیں تو لوٹ آنا
بچھڑنے والے میری باتیں تجھے رلائیں تو لوٹ آنا
ابھی نئ وادیوں نۓ منظروں میں رہ لو مگر میری جان
یہ سارے اک اک کر کے چھوڑ جائیں تو لوٹ آنا.سداخوش رھو

latest urdu poem

عشق کرنا ھے تو حال و حالات نہ دیکھ
عبادت کرنی ھے تو آندھی، طوفان و برسات نہ دیکھ
پیار کرنا ھے تو ذات پات نہ دیکھ
محبت کرنی ھے تو رنگ و روپ نہ دیکھ
کرنا ھے دیدارۂ یار کا تو دن و رات نہ دیکھ
کرنی ھے وفا تو سامنے بے وفا نہ دیکھ
بناناھے دوست تو پھر اس کے عیب نہ دیکھ
رقص کرنا ھے تو پاؤں کی ذنجیر نہ دیکھ
درد غم بھلانا ھے تو پی ساقی حلال حرام نہ دیکھ

Talash-e-Gumshuda

تلاش گمشدہ
1دل جوموسم پیارکی یکم تاریخ سےلاپتہ ہےجن
آنکھوں نےیہ دل
چرایاھےانسےدرخواست ھےکہ وہ یہ دل واپس کردیںورنہ جرمانےمیںاس کادل چرالیاجائےگا
دل کی اطلاع دینےکاپتہ
وفاکی گلی محلہ محبتاںشہرتنھائیاں ڈاکخانہ رسوائیاںخاص مقام جدایاںتحصیل معشوقاںوالی ضعلع عاشقاںوالا

Naam-e-Khuda

پھول اچھے لگتے ہیں،
جن میں خوشبو ھو
محبت اچھی لگتی ہے،
جس میں ملن ھو
انسان اچھے لگتے ہیں،
جن میں انسانیت ھو
دوست اچھے لگتے ہیں،
جن میں وفا ھو
موت اچھی لگتی ہے،
جس میں نام خدا ھو

A kiss is just a kiss

A kiss is just a kiss till u find the one u love, A hug is just a hug till u find the one u were always thinking of, A dream is just a dream till it comes true.

Love was just a word till I heard it from u…

Happy Valentines Day My Love

Pairs

You know why nature
made eyes in pair,
Ears in pair,
Hands in pair,
Legs in pair but
Heart single?

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Just to find its pair…

Happy Valentine’s day.

My Valentine

Within u I lose myself,
Without u I find myself,
Wanting to be lost again,

Be my Valentine!

Love Connection

Valentine’s Day is for expressing affection,
Fond thoughts are coming your way,
We’ve always had a special connection,

So Happy Valentine’s Day!

To My Sweetheart

To,
My Sweetheart

I feel so happy when I think of u
Lets be 1 instead of 2.

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Be My Valentine

be my valentine

I send to you this bow of golden hue,
To tell you that my love is true,

Be my Valentine Do!!!

postman

If I could be a postman,
For just a single time.

I’d choose to carry valentines,
so lovely and so fine.

I would not mind the heavy load,
Or mind my tired feet.

If I could scatter happiness,
up and down the street.
…

short happy valentine’s day

May this Valentine bless toy with the cupid of love and warmth of romance. Happy Valentine’s Day Darling!

Greatest Advantage

¤Greatest Advantage¤
“The greatest advantage of speaking truth is that you don’t have to remember what you’ve säid.”

Rose & Thorns

If we Desire to Blossom like a Rose in the Garden, then we must learn the Art of Adjusting with the Thorns. Because
Difficulties will make U Shine.

Shakespeare say

Words from Shakespeare
“It’s not ur mistake if u can’t read the eyes which cheat u
but
it’s realy ur mistake if u can’t read the eyes which love u.”

life is wonderful

Let me share this beautiful text with you :

I asked a wise man:

“How do I get the Best out of Life..??”

he answered:

“Face your Past without regret,

Handle your Present with confidence,

Prepare for the Future without fear..”

Then He added,

“Keep the Faith… and Drop the Fear..

Don’t believe your Doubts,

and never doubt your Beliefs..

Life is Wonderful if you know how to Live..”

Hard Work

“Hard work is like stairs & luck is like lift. Lift may fail sometimes But Stairs will always take you to the top “.So make habit for hardworking in your life.

Good Nature

A Good Heart And A Good Nature
Are Two Different Issues,

A Good Heart Can Win Many Relationships,

But A Good Nature
Can Win Many Good Hearts

Painful Lesson

Sometimes hurting is needed 2 make us grow,
Failure is needed 2 make us know,
Loss is needed 2 make us gain,
Coz sum lessons r best when learnt through pain.

Naakami

Kabhi na girna kamal nahi !
Gir kar sanbhal jana kamal ha.

Insan apni fatah say nahi balkay naakami say zayada siikhta ha.

Good Thoughts

If we both exchange one dollar, we
have one dollar each.
But if we exchange one good thought, we both have two good thoughts.

Rrepresentation

Don’t believe the words people say in front of U. Just guess what they are talking behind U. Only then U can value Ur representation to society.

Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi

Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi

TUMI AKASER TARA AMI BARAN

TUMI AKASER TARA AMI BARAN DAI KHARA TUMI PAHAR AMI PURBOT TUMI CHINI AMI SURBUT
TUMI MEG AMI BRISHTI TUMAR JANNO AMAR SRISHTI

Jebonta jodi…(Bangla)

Jibonta jodi pencil dia lekha kono kagoj hoto,

tahole sob sreeti muse fale abar notun kore

tomar kase fera astam…..

akoda ram giachilo bona.....

akoda ram giachilo bona
bahaiaa pipra asia
kamor dilo tar dona!
RAM bolilo-
SHETA
SHETA
SHETA

SHETA tokhon badcilo tar bra-ar fita.

RAM bolilo-

LOKKHON
LOKKHON
LOKKHON

LOKKHON Tokhon Korcilo
tar bou ar dud bhokhon.

Ram Bollilo-
Honu honu honu

Honu thokhon asa
chulka dilo RAM ar nunu.

EKTU BHALOBASHA.................

jai din thaka bhujta shuru korachi bhalobasha ke, sai din dekhachi shudu tomai.

jai din thaka bhalobasha ke upolobdhi korachi, sai din dekhachi shudu tomai.

jai din thaka bhalobasha ke onubhob korachi, sai din dekhachi shudu tomai.

aj nai tumi amar pase, chola gecho ak ochin gontobe,

bhujacho tumi amai bhul, basoni tumi amai bhalo.

dukhoo roya gecha ai ontora, ka deba mucha.

aj shudhu khujchi tomai, ar khujcha tomai amar ai duti piyase chokh.

jani na tomai khuja pabo kina, joto din bachbo totodin toami shudhu khujbo.

ai piyase chokher piyas mitabo, ai klanto moner oboshad dur korbo.

tomai ami dekha sokol dukhoo bhula jabar chesta korbo………

pata chabo tomar………………..EKTU BHALOBASHA.

jeetai the hum kabhi saan se

Jeetai the hum kabhi saan se,
Mahek uthi fija kisi ke nam se,
Par gujre hain kuch aise mukam se,
Nafrat si ho gai hai mohabat ke nam se.

naa karta shikayat zamane se koi

Agar maan Jata manane se koi,
Kisi ko kyu yaad karta hai Koi,
Agar bhool jata hai bhulane se Koi…

Mohhabat ko tizarat

Mohhabat ko tizarat banane walo se puchhate hai
kabhi iski ibbadat ki chah bhi maan me aayi hai,
yu too unki bawafai per pura yakin hai hume
per jane kyo Dil ke her kone me unki yaad samai hai.

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karoon to kis liye aakhir karoon malal us ka

Karoon to kis liye aakhir karoon malal us ka,
usey nahin to mujhey bhi nahin khayal us ka,

Meri wafa ne banaya hai bewafa us ko,
Kisi ada par nahin hai kamal us ka,

Mere naseeb ki yeh bhi to khush naseebi hai,
Ke mujh ko dekh ke sab pochte hain hal us ka,

Yehi doa main karon har baras ke pehley din,
Mere bagher na guzre koi bhi saal us ka,

Mere urooj ko us ke naseeb main likh dey,
KHUDA-E-PAK mujhey soonp de zawaal us kaâ€¦â€¦.!!

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woh dil hi mera tod gaya

Woh Dil Hi Mera Tod Gaya

Ek Choti Si Baat Pe Ruth Gaya

Mujhe Chod Gaya Bhari Duniya Me

Mere Dil Ko Kaise Tod Gaya

Mein Ne Sapne Dekhe Sab Ussi ke

Woh Sapna Kaise Tod Gaya

Mein Jo Uski Th , Woh Mera Tha

Woh Kaise Ye Sab Bhool Gaya

Mere Dil Ki Baat Hi Naa Jaan Saka

Woh Bewafaa Kya Karta Wafaa

Woh Meri Wafaa Ko Bhool Gaya

Woh Dil Hi Mera Tod Gayaâ€¦â€¦.

tm kyu bane thy dil ka sahara jawab do

Tm Kyu Bane Thy Dil Ka Sahara Jawab Do

Ab Kya Hua Wo Pyar Tumhara Jawab Do

Kis Ko Tha Naz Apni Adaon Pe Har Ghari

Kis Ne Kya Wafa Se Kinara Jwab Do

Hum To Seh Na Saken Ge Judai Ka Gham

Ye Qoul Tha Mera K Tumhara Jawab Do

Ek Tarf Zindgi Ek Tarf Mout Hai

Ab Kis Tarf Karo Ge Ishara Jawab Do

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Dastan Likh Raha Hon

Dastan Likh Raha Hon

Ehd-e-Mohabat Tor K

Kaghaz Pr Aansuon

Ki Jagah Chor K

Raat Jo Me Likhne Betha Teri Wafa Pe Ghazal

Alfaz Samne Khare The Hath Jor K

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Latest Funny Sms New Plot!

1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.

Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”

‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…

Light Hai?

ThE mOsT fUnNiEsT QuEsTiOn AsKeD bY pAkIsTaNiSsSs….

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. yAr LiTe Ha…???

funny sms........Pagal to Doctor

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”

1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.

Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?

Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir

“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”

mohabbat kiya hai?

""'"Muhabbat""""
kiya hai
Muhobat" wo ehsas hai jo ek Dil se dusre Dil ko hota hai
Muhobat karta to har insan hai Lekin usko nibhata har koi nahi
Khush naseeb hain wo loog jinko koi sucha Humsafar milta hai
Muhobat ko jo nibhate hain Unko mera Salaam hai
Aur jo bich raste mai chorr jate hain Unko
"Hamara"
ye peigham hai
Wada-e-Wafa karo to phir khud ko fanna karo
Warna kisi ki zindagi Tabbha na karo

sohbat

~*~Kyon Kehtay Hain Log K Sohbat Ka Asar Parta Hai~*~
~*~Mein To Bewafaon Ki Mehfil Mein Reh Kr Bhi Wafaen Nibhata raha.

Break up sms...........mehroom

¤Kuch ajab rang se Guzri Hai zindagi apni,
DILON pe raaj kiya or muhabton se mehroom rehy..¤
¤Hum wafa kar k b Ban Gey mujrim
Wo Dagha De k b masoom rehy…

sagar

"Uski wafa na"
"mili magar usay""wafadar kehta" "hon" *" S A G A R "*
"wo bewafa" "sahi mere" "jeene ka""sahara to hai"

Love Hurts

Love hurts when you break up with some one.Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you But love hurts the most when the person, you love has no idea how you feel.

ishq nagar

Ik ishq nagar ki vaadi thi

Jahan pyar ki nadiya behti thi

Kuch dilwale b rehte thay

Jo pyar ki baten krte thay

Jab bahar ka mosam ata tha

Aur phoul pyar k khilte thay

Mast nasheeli shamon mein

Pyar se 2 dil milte thay

Ik roz wo basti ujar gai

Aur pyar ki hasti bikhar gai

Phir har ik dil ko sog laga

Aur jeevan bhar ka rog laga

Dewane phirte rehte hein

Aur har ik se wo kehte hein

iqrar kisi se na karna

Pyar kisi se na karna.

wafa nahi milti

Tabeeb milte mgr dawa nhi mili,
Dawa milti ha to shafa nhi milti,
Ma sari dunya ghoom chuka hun,Husan wale to milte han mgr wafa nhi milti.

yaad aayegi ...............

“Meri pagal Mohabbat tumen yad aeygi”

“Jab chand sitarey chamk rahy hon gay”

“Jab yadon k phool mehk rahy hon gay”

“Jab deed ko nain Tars rahy hon ga meri pagel muhabt yad aye gi

love break up

Log Mohabbat Kar leta hain
Nibhana Bhool Zata hain
Laga kar Aag sena main
Bhujana bhool Zata Hain

mujh ko itna batla do

Chalo Tum Chor Do Mujh Ko
Main Wapis Loot Jata Hoon
Tumhain Manzil Mubarak Ho
Nai Rahein Mubarak Hoon
Magar Phir Ae Mere Humdum
…Mujhe Itna To Btla Do
K Wapis Kiss Taraf Joun
Kahan Se Sath Lai Thay
Mujhe Itna To Smjha Do
Agar Aisa Nahi Mumkin
To Mujh Ko Is Trha Toro
K Mai Yaksar Bikhar Joun
Bhatakne Se To Behter Hai
Tumhary Pass Mar Joun…!!

ASCII birthday

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Birthday Shayari

Dosti Imtehan Nahi Pyar Mangti Hai,

Nazar Sirf Aapka Deedar Mangti Hai,

Zindgi Apne Liye To Kuch Bhi Nahi Lekin,

Aap K Liye Duaen Hazar Mangti he.

Happy brithday my sweet…,

Birthday sms ..................Geo Hazaro Saal

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Enni saRi DuaWan naaL
HapPy BiRtH DaY,
KhuSh raHo teY HaSde WaSde rAo
NaLay Ge0 HaZaro SaAl (Aamin)
God bleSs u.

happy birthday in special way

Yöür Birthdäy will älwäy$ bè rémémbèréd iñ å $pèçiäl wåy…………bècäùsé yòu’vé brøùght $ø müch hæppiñèss iñtò thé livés öf thøsè whò åré clösè tò yöü. HÄPPY BIRTHDÄY TÖ YÖÜ…..

funny birthday

A fantastic question with a meaningful answer What is Birthday?

The day u cried and made others happy!!!

((HAPPY BIRTHDAY))

beyond birthdays

Fly free & happy beyond birthdays and across forever, We’ll meet now and then when we wish, in the midst of the one celebration that never can end…

Birthday Moment

Just chill & enjoy make evry single moment of ur life a precious memory…

// H@PPY BIRTH@Y //

directly into heart

D smallst gestures dat go right 2 D HRT …

A smile 4Rm a strangr whn u r lost in a crowd ..
An old 4Rnd callin 4Rm a distant land just 2 say’i miss u’ ..
D touch of mother’s hand on ur 4head when u r unable 2 sleep..
A hand on ur shouldr when it feels like the world’s against u ..
An unexpectd but badly needed hug 4rm D 1 u love D most ..
I pray ‘u get all these when u need them a loTTTTT’…

ALLAH Blessings

Allah’s Luv has no limit…..
Allah’s Grace has no measure……
Allah’s Power has no boundaries..
May U have Allah’s endles blessings today & always.

on the pages of roses

Oñ thé pagés
of rosés,,,,,
with thé iñk øf moöñ lìght,,,,,
A pÉñ of prayers häve writtéñ,,,,,
oÑly three words for you,,,,,
"GOD BLESS U"

well wisher

“A Wellwisher is not 1 who meets U everyday & talk to U everyday
Wellwisher is 1 who may or may not meet U but always prays for Ur happiness”

Bipasha Basu

May God increase ur happiness like petrol prices, and decrease your tensions like clothes of Bipasha Basu

stay happy

As rain covers the sun
Truth covers the lies
Angels cover the evil
Flowers cover the garden,
I wish & pray that happiness covers all d worries of ur life.
And May every corner ov ur heart be filled wid happiness n $atisfcti0n…Aameen
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SALAM Wishes

A siMple “SALAM” can be so sweet

S= Sada khush raho
A= abaad raho
L= La-zawal urooj dekho
A= Arzuain poori hon
M= Mujhe dua Mein yaad rakhna.

zara si dil main de jaga

Zara si
,.,**.,.**,.,
", DIL MAI ,"
",de jaga,"
",tu,"
Zara sa apna le
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zara sa khuwabo mai saja
< @ @>
tu
zara sa yaado mai basa
< (',')
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mai chaho tujhko meri jaan be panah
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butterfly for you

.:ΞΞΞ:. , , .:ΞΞΞ:.
":ΞΞΞΞ:.¤.:ΞΞΞΞ:"
:ΞΞΞΞ¥ΞΞΞΞ:
":ΞΞ:-'!'-ΞΞ:"
dekh lain,
aap ke pas TITLI ayi hai,
kyun k isko "pHool" bohat pasand HaY.

helicopter for shopping

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Helicopter hai
Meny liya hai
shoping k lye Kahin jana ho to chabi lay jana. Sharmana nhi

kabhi na karna

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Love You

L
O
V
E
Y
O
U
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“-.-” ( ‘;’ ) “-.-”
.-..-. c(..c) .-..-.
“-.-” 00 “-.-”

miss you ASCII

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"-, DIL ,-"
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hello

....:i!i!i:.:i!i!i:....
:i HELLO i:
". '.__.' ."
'+,_,+'
It's Me!
Wishing U!
A Great Lovely
G
O
O
D
M O R N I N G.

Subah ka Salam

;*” ”*.
‘*;_
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*:, .;*;’ALAM

-E-

;*” “*.
‘*;_
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*:, .;*;’Ubha,

With lotS of prayers,and best wishes!

Happy April Fool

WARNING!!!

This is a VIRUS…

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

Happy April Fool

magic sms ............T9 Magic

Pls go to create a message
Then open T9 ON DICTIONARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623

Zardari Resign........

Yaar T.V dekho
Zardari Ne resign krdiya

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Ek Aur Bana Dya

Happy April Fool In Advance ;)

angry sms.......Latka dunga!

,:*'"'*:,
*;',%.'; * Ye Ek
)( Darakht
__)(__ Hai
Khoobsurat Hai Na,
Agar Mujhe Bhoolne Ki Koshish Ki To,
Isi Pr ulta Latka Dun Ga.

Forgive you?

Forgive u again?
For all those times you made me cry?
For all those things you said about me?
For all those crap you started?
For stabing me in the back?
No t Won’t 4give You,

Not This Time

kuch bola to karo

“Be_Rehmi” Se He Sahi Magar Kuch Bola To Karo “SHAM”

Chup Rehte Ho To Nafrat Ka Gumaan Hota Hai.

kuch bola to karo

“Be_Rehmi” Se He Sahi Magar Kuch Bola To Karo “SHAM”

Chup Rehte Ho To Nafrat Ka Gumaan Hota Hai.

pyar aur parazgi

Chota Sa Mgr Bht Important Msg:…..

”Pyaar Dil Main Hona Chaheay Lafzon Main Nahi,,,

Or Narazgi Lafzon Main Honi Chaheay Dil Main Nahi”.

pasto sms

Der Hussan Parast Ym Sajda Ba Rana Olagi,

Makh Pa Palaw Pat Ka Pa Imaan Me Lobi Ma Kawa..

new year sms

A NEW YEAR
A New Challenge
A New Goal
A New Optimism
A New Aproach
A New Mission
A New Resolution
Wishng U a very
"Happy New year"

mothers day sms ....... Agr Tum

Agr Tum
70 Sal Tak
Khana-E-Kaaba
Ka Tawaf Kar K
Us Ki Nekyan
Apni -Maa-Ko
Gift Karte Raho

Phir B Tum
Us Qatry
Ka Bojh Halka
Nai Kar Sakte

Jo Ap Ki
Bad-Suloki
Ki Waja
Se Aap Ki
Maa Ki
Aankh Se Gira Tha

Apni Maa Se
Unchi Aawaz Me
Baat Karne Wala
Dono Jahan Me
Bar-Bad Ho Jata Hy . /

Take Care Ur Mother..

mothers day sms ....... Agr Tum

miss you sms

This Love is Love the Love
best Love way Love to Love say
Love u Love that Love I
Love Miss Love U Love,
read it again widout word Love.

miss you sms

This Love is Love the Love
best Love way Love to Love say
Love u Love that Love I
Love Miss Love U Love,
read it again widout word Love.

miss you sms

This Love is Love the Love
best Love way Love to Love say
Love u Love that Love I
Love Miss Love U Love,
read it again widout word Love.

a Little but Sweet Love Story

"A Little but Sweet Love Story"

BOY:
Dekho mene naya cell lia!

GIRL:
Wah! chalo "Ramada" me Party dedo!

In Evening, dey Went to "Ramada Plaza"

(After Completing Dinner)

GIRL:
Oye! How did u Manage Money for dis Kind of Hotel?

BOY:
Cell Sale Kar dya!
Tm se barh k thori na tha IDIOT :-)

doctorate

"Doctorate"

Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??
Prafful: Doctorate Hansa
Woh Apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt Ki Wife Aur Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho??
Hansa: Achha Who
Hello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello Dr
Majama Nai... Khana Kha K Jana Ho...
Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai??
Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi... But Dr Already Ate... Dr Ate... Doctorate

doctorate

for all Of Us

For All Of Us

Sir Winston Churchill's
Arguments Against
Granting India/Pakistan
...Freedom:
"Power Will Go To The
Hands Of Rascals, Rogues,
Freebooters... All Leaders
Will Be Of Low Caliber &
Men Of Straw,.
They Will Have Sweet
Tongues & Silly Hearts.
They Will Fight
Amongst Themselves For
Power & India/Pakistan
Will Be Lost In Political
Squabbles
A Day Would Come
When Even Air & Water
Would Be Taxed"
He Wrote This 64
Years Ago
Aren't We Incredible
We Have Worked Very
Hard To Prove Him ...

LAhoo kA BehnA...........

LAhoo kA BehnA to ShAmiL-e-TAqdeer hy HuMhAri..,
"JAn|x"

Tu DIL pAr PAthAr rAkh Or MubArAkbAd dEtA jA... ;->

"HApPY IndEpEnDEnCE DAy " :)

holi sms.......................a touch of green

A touch of green i send to u.
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth
&
zest for a colorful HOLI!
Happy & colorful Holi

when witches go riding

When witches go riding,
and black cats are seen,
the moon laughs and whispers,
�tis near Halloween.

another winter has

Another Winter Has
Come

You Head n Hands Go
Numb
...
Looking Forward To The
Frost n Snow

Nights Spend Near The
Fire Wrenching The Embers
Glow . . . :)

EpPiE wInTeR ... (-,=)

Kaamyaab hone k liye MANZIL zaruri hai

Kaamyaab hone k liye MANZIL zaruri hai
&

Use pane k liye KHWAAB..

&

KHWAAB dekhne k liye NEEND

To Apni MANZIL ki traf barho aur
"SO JAO".
GOOD NIGHT

Kaamyaab hone k liye MANZIL zaruri hai

Kaamyaab hone k liye MANZIL zaruri hai
&

Use pane k liye KHWAAB..

&

KHWAAB dekhne k liye NEEND

To Apni MANZIL ki traf barho aur
"SO JAO".
GOOD NIGHT

good morning SMS....... Welc(-.-)Me A New

Welc(-.-)Me A New
M(-.-)Rning
With A
Smile(-,-)N Ur Face
L(-.-)Ve In Ur Heart
Gud Th(-,-)Ughts In Ur Mind & U Will H'v A W(".")Nderful Day G(".")(-:-)D M�RNING

Put ur trust on God ...........

Put ur trust on God nd rely on his help 4 u dont sorce 4 help when u have a source of help. Wishing u all the best-cheers!

Put ur trust on God ...........

Put ur trust on God nd rely on his help 4 u dont sorce 4 help when u have a source of help. Wishing u all the best-cheers!

Put ur trust on God ...........

Put ur trust on God nd rely on his help 4 u dont sorce 4 help when u have a source of help. Wishing u all the best-cheers!

Early In Da Morning

Early In Da Morning Sun Rise With May Hopse But Its Set With Hopelessly.

All Da Flowers Were Bloom This Evening With Pleasant Smell

But Its Now Wither Awfully N Tonight All The Stars Came Out To Play A Signal

But All Of Them Are Not Shining,

Cos All They Nows My Friend Is Sick

Wish U A Cure Soon

And Healthy Days Ahead.

Boy asked to a Girl

Boy And Girl Of Class 2 Asked Teacher:
�Can Kids Of Our Age Have Kids?�
Teacher Replied � NO Never!!�
Boy Said To Girl :
�See I Told You Not To Worry!!!!�.

latest funny sms.......Badam Khane Se

Badam Khane Se Dimag Me Moch Askti He
.
.
.
Socho Kese
.
Simple
Badam Khane Se Dimag Tez Dorega Or Tez Dorne Se Moch Askti Hai

faraz sms............Ye Keh Kar Us Ne Hum

Ye Keh Kar Us Ne Hum Ko Bhari Mehfil Ma Ruswa Kar Diya 'FARAZ'!

Seedha Ho K Beth Teri Shalwar Phati Hoi Ha

(,^^)>
<)) "

Oh Ly Ami Ny Fyr Nai Sitti |\_

faraz sms............Ye Keh Kar Us Ne Hum

Ye Keh Kar Us Ne Hum Ko Bhari Mehfil Ma Ruswa Kar Diya 'FARAZ'!

Seedha Ho K Beth Teri Shalwar Phati Hoi Ha

(,^^)>
<)) "

Oh Ly Ami Ny Fyr Nai Sitti |\_

switching off my cell due 2 xams

Hey Friends
I'm Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Xams As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
.
.
15 Mins Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega..:-D;-)

Cinderella

[ Cinderella ]

I'm Standing On The Stairs In A Magnificent Hall

Wearing The Dress That I Bought For The Ball

It's Long And Flowing, Sparkling White

My Tiara Of Diamonds Shines In The Light

At The Bottom Of The Stairs You're Waiting For Me

And I Gracefully Float Down For All To See

You Take My Hand And Touch My Face

You're The Only One I Notice In The Expansive Space

We're Now Dancing In Shadows Of Flickering Light

Holding Each Other Close, Holding Each Other Tight

You Kiss My Neck And Then Touch My Face

Then Kiss My Lips In A Loving Embrace

Time Stands Still Whilst We Are Together

Feels So Good, It Seems Like Forever

I Look At The Clock, That Cannot Be Right

But The Bells Start To Chime, Confirming Midnight

But There's No Need To Leave
From The Ball Tonight

I'll Be With You My Prince
For The Rest Of Our Life . . . /

WishiNg u a veRy hApPy EiD-ul-Fitr

WishiNg u a veRy hApPy EiD-ul-Fitr.
MaY tHe bLeSsings oF ALLAH,
ligHt uP uR liFe & h0mE,
with pEaCe,
hApPiness & pr0spEriTy... (:

WishiNg u a veRy hApPy EiD-ul-Fitr

WishiNg u a veRy hApPy EiD-ul-Fitr.
MaY tHe bLeSsings oF ALLAH,
ligHt uP uR liFe & h0mE,
with pEaCe,
hApPiness & pr0spEriTy... (:

marriage is that relation

Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,

THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".

Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.
Read more...

Salam To All Readers...!!!

Salam To All Readers...!!!

People Those Who Are Claiming There SMS Are Not Approving By Admin

So I Just Want To Let Them Know I Dont Approve Old SMS Message

If Your SMS Is Not Approved Than There Must Be Following Reasons..!!

1) OLD SMS / Already Existing SMS
2) Your SMS Is More Than 480 Characters
3) CAPS LOCK FONT
4) You Have Entered Email Adress / More Than 1 mobile Number

Dont Call / SMS & Mail Me Regarding This Matter..!!

Thanks

next time it rains try to catch the drops

When next time it rains,
Try 2 catch the drops in your hands,
The drops you catch is the amount U like me
And the drops you missed is the amount I like you

sardar sms with santa

Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi
Padosi-Kyu Mar Rahi Ho
Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1Ladki Boli
Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi Vyast He

Santa praying:Bhagwanji plz punjab nu amrica di capital bana dita.Plz,plz
God:Par kyu yaara?
Santa:Qki main exam vich likh aaya si…

Santa=Mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya..
Banta=Fir kya kiya?
Santa=Maine kaha Google pe search karlo,mil jaye to download kar lena…

Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop?

Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE

Santa Banta santa ne daru pike apne

santa ne daru pike apne apko aaine me dekha or bola

isko to khi dekha h

o yad aaya ye to wahi kmina h

jo shadi k album me meri bb k sath tha

worst sHAYARI eVER

Shayari dat wud blow ur senses-

Roses r red,
Facebuk is blue.

Roses r red,
Facebuk is blue.

44 mutual friends
Fir b kaun hai be tu ..

its my last sms for u K

Its my last sms for u OK
last bole to …
L-love u always.
A-all time miss u.
S-save u in my heart.
T-true friend in my life.

love sms

U touched my life in a special way. Much special than what I expected. Though I dont know how special I’m 2 U, But Ur always special 2 me.

romantic sMs messages for your wife!

A perfect gift for you!
Absolutely no cost, no batteries required,
Non-taxable, silent performance,
Extremely personal, fully returnable
It’s a SMILE from me to you!

One tree can start a forest,
One smile can start a friendship
One touch can show love and care
One person like you can make life worth living!

If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I would surely put U and I together.

You are a 9.999,
Well, you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

I love you not because of who you are,
But because of who I am when I am with you.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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